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the jester.
question as to whether a
fond of limiting all depends on
tond of limiting an_r
lie Id bunting game or.a cduwnio. ^
Bride: "Here i» • 'dSn’^'K*
Bridegroom (eageriy) : ,}'>* “t°”^4
say!’ llnde! (reudmg) : : Uo,,?ot ”
lioiuc, ami till will .be loflSiwn I
Clerk i “This letter is too
1,met stick imotilier stamp on. J-ountw
(Vomau: "But, you’ll, poly make M
heavier if yon do that."
"Oliarlio’n perfectly wild over kio new!
motor ear !” remarked a man to a friend.
Wild ovw.it IV "■oponded tlie a«CT.
Wild owr aw- ivspuuuk-u. ^ \~iu
V<m should aeo and hear him wbeu he *
mder it 1”
Timid Lady r ** Is your <lo? danger©^/
.. «»«*» J" lAtUo iMan :.
If be should happen to ibite-3-«j
tAvaee, don’t mind 'am; be a just
" 1 just wish I seas bigs® I *nd m»j
Jliiovoiw Willie Smart. "Indeed? asked
.is mother. " How muoh Bigger.?
jieit big enough to do ail the itlimgn X gtt
jltimed for doin' non'!"
That Boys "Bid you really win thred
aims at school ?” Second Ditto ;Y«,j
lid one w»» for my excellence of .
'•Ifow did you win the otsiera , and
■arow did you win Uic owiera i , -
itliera f I forget, what they wero fbrl,
."Wife (to husband) : " Poor aliildTaurli
,Vhen you get up taicj' have gone . to
idiool. When you conic hack f™?®,
drib they are atdee.p—vend them n picture
xntcattl from thno to lino! ’
1 Clerk i » Can’t please tl.e boss, any way,
■ I have a pen which doesn't scratch,
11. « Tlinnui. aren’t VOU Working -
ilfe “out" “i'homas," aren't you working 1
rid if I have one that does he grumbled
,t the noise."
Teacher t ‘‘•Willie, why don't you keert
lour hair combed ’Willie : t.ause X
iu’t got no eolrib.-’ Teubher : Why
lon’t you ask your mamma to buy yoif
.no?" IWillio: “’Ckmse then I’d have
Or heap my hliir combed !"
Tlio Man 1 " A learned seaentast ode
■nncra flio theory that a severed hea.t if
sipablc of tliinking. although it is unable
„ ” TB.e Woman : " That’s Queer,
'speak? ThirvP’omattl’J’ That’s queer,
is so much cosier to talk wttft it is *■<*
ink J"
Mrs. Bacoa* u 1 see that noarlv one*'
alf of ike fish caught in the Indian
feean belong to a spoedee Jttjt 'heretofor«
escribed in any book."
That mutft be phere my hudband gc***
dhing !”
Tho half-back was helped to hw feeb
mid the cheers of the crowd. He lookeal
azed, but managed to ask : Who—Who
icked me V* “It's all rigidtjeenlr,
lid the captain, "it’s » fowl. -A fowl/
ideed," echoed the half-back, "I thought
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