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THEY SAY
That pretty Joe of Leonora has re-
cently been booming himself as a
sprinter of the Postle type.
That the only time the fancy lady's
mail got out of a walk was when he
looked down a gun-muzzle.
That the same weapon was presen-
ted at him by the wronged husband of
a local Hebe.
That the 'Mnonta skite's latest- fad
is an objection to Sis's plentiful dan
ces with Johnny.
That the proprietress of a Boulderi
road dining roouis can't be. taught
anything about sweating. , --
That .her unwomanly treatment of
hard-worked . waitresses should "bo
brought under the notice of the, auth
orities. ,
That not satisfied with refusing her
female slaves their legitimate hours off
she .half starves . them.
That lier language to- the unfortu
nate, staff woulfl 'disgrace the frequent
ers of a spielers' two-up school.
'. That a .'tec's attentions to a goldon-
liaired Boulder1, Flossie have aroused
tin- ire of a Yiddisher jeweller.
That the latter threatens to deal out
severe and, deadly stoush to the "de
mon " who stole his treasure.
That the latest Craiggiemore scan
dal is the carrying-on of the damsel
from Victoria.
That of late she has had her ginger-
headed bloke sharing her hearth, and
home.
That Hnnnans Brewery will be the
scene of a terrific cricket game "" this
afternoon. 1
That the railway lads will attempt
to face the awful bowling of Fritz and
the burly brewer.
That the skipper of the Maltville
'eleven is preparing a special para
lysing breiv for the hated foe.
That the; visitors will be filled with
wallop first- and will hit at .the wrong
ball when they go in to but.
That a Sydney smithy is going
great guns with the girls, whilst wifey
and ma-in-law arc at the coast.
That he . does in all his wages with
his latest, whilst ' his better half writes
in vain for money.
That a dissolute dame of Hahnan-
street harbors 'numerous tarts-. Oil her
shop premises.
That several, ancient female beer-guz-
zlers make night hideous with their
brogueish waitings.
That when not engaged in running
the rabbit to the Nash, the harridans ,
are doing Irish jigs on the footpath, ,
That a couple of the U'nwonianly, dip
somaniacs buy their. ale with the pro
ceeds of vegetables stolen from haw
kers' barrows.
That an Old Camp publicaness had
. a gay old time in Kalgoorlio on Med--
nesday.
That after, visiting her numerous
barmaid friends she staggeringly car
ried a load of. gin homewards.
That her gyrations in Hannan-street
shocked a huge crowd of female pedes
trians.
That her advent -to the railway sta
tion barrier caused a junior porter to
lake an apoplectic fit.
That the midnight, garrotter is
greatly in evidence in Kalgoorlio at
present.
That at a time when tired bluecoats
are asleep in night porters' dens he
docs a thriving biz.
That the soulless sandbaggers dc-.
serve shooting at sight by respectable
civilians. _ .
That a stronger night police force
Is absolutely necessary to cope with
the desperadoes.
That the kiss-in-the-ring party at
the Railway picnic shocked many mo
dest matrons.
That one loving couple narrowly,
missed the last train after their cud-
dlosomo. capers in the mulga.
That one of the gay young bucks'
has been reported by kind friends to
... Ids' best girl,. :
That in consequence, his indignant
fiancee Ijas broken off .a twelve months
old engagement.
That a scurvy scoundrel of Picsse-
s treat continues to loaf on his- sister
und brother-in-law.
That he and his mates take charge
of the couple's home and make short
work of the victuals.
That strong hints of the undelira-
bility of his presence he ignored with
the utmost sung froid.
That the lonsr-snffering couple intend
doimj a. flit and leaving him in posses
sion of the happy home.
That a recent, scrap at Leonora was
responsible for the squelching of a
.Kalgoorlio bully.
That the little bookmaker gave the
drunk-hitting braggart a solid hiding.
That he wound up the fifth round by
consigning the burly nob-spinner into-
dreamland. /
That- since the downfall of the spiel
ing sport several of his erstwhile vic
tims are seeking his gore. - -q
That only one All Finnic belle is.
minus a masli.
That in consequence she much _ re
sents having to wait upon her sister
waitresses' best boys.
That a pannikin boss bobby of the
Kalgoorlie force takes the scone for
linarishness.
That tint surly curmudgeon made
himself extraordinarily officious at a
bneltTjumping show last week.
That he ostentatiously entered the
circus precints and demanded the
whereabouts of No. XXX.
That bellowed enquiries for bis men
ial from the beat roused spectators to
loud ridicule.- ,
That a Hannan-slreej. "school of mu
sic" is a delusion and a, snare.
That free lessons of dubious: value
are given on condition that the
scholars part up for an expensive au
to. harp.
That the ininre.ssionablc young lady
instructor is half- her time canoodling
with a pet pupil.
That meanwhile the other loss favored
pupils are loft to instruct themselves
in' tltf; first Tu'dinients of harmony.
"That," . the Kalgoorlie Roads Board
directorate are weekly, cursed by. Pic-
. cad illy residents.
Tbat their smellful sanitary wagon
is allowed to go out on its errand at
9 a.m.
That tKc antics of the Board in
'question are in keeping with the ec?
centric mannerisms of the secretary,
Mr. T. Butcher, ex-Councillor of Kal
goorlie, lias disposed of his interest in
the well-known firm of Butcher and
Uhr. He projects leaving the district
at an early date; »
On Wednesday morning at U
a.m.; Monro- and Co. .will also sell at
rear. of. Court House. under instruc
tions from Curator .Intestate Estates,
camps,' personnl 'effects, dray. and., a
host of sundries. .
MILK PALACE, Maritana -street fpr
afternoon tea. Mrs. Bertram, proprie
tress.
Choicest produce ever offered on the
goldfields can be had at Bricknall'a
produce department.
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