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: WfiJlT Vk BABY DID IN ONE iBOUBb
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: Uncle Will, the good-natured bachelor ol
the family, wbb left in charge of the baby
one day while every one eke was out, and
DUt of curiosity he mede n list nf nli.t tha
baby did in one hour. . Here it is :
I 1. Yelled .fifteen minutes .without taking
breath; (Uncle WiiTdeclares'solemnly that
this is a true statement).'
! . 2.; Pulled out enough hair from his unela'a
4: Broke "a" stereoscope by sitting down on
it. : ' : 1 /
5.' Swallowed aix buttons and a good part
of a:sp(ool of thread-
| 6. Emptied the, contenta of his mothsr'l :
'work-basket down the furnace register.
' 7. Tried to 'squeeze the head of tha oat
into a tin 'cup, and was scratched badly in'
the attempt.
-; 8; Knocked the head off of a fine wax doll
belonging to his older sister by trying to
drive a tack into a toy waggon with it.
9. Fell off the edge of the whatnot, and
brought' down with him two ooBtly taaes,
which were ruined.
! 10. Broke two panes of window giail with 1
. a cane whiob uncle let him have.
11. Fell into the aoal-hod and spoiled fell
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new white dreae.
12. Set fire to the earpet while nnele wbl
out of the room hunting up something to
amuse him.
13. Crawled under the bed and refuted to ,
' borne oat unless uncle would give him tht ..
molasses jug.
: 14. Got twisted into the rungs of a flhair,
whiohhad to be broken to get him out.
! 15. Poured a - pitcher of water into his
mother's best shoes.
1 ! 16. Finally, when he saw hie mothet :
coming, he ran out to the porch, and tarn-'
- bled off - the steps, making his nose bleed,
-and tearing a. hole a foot square in hie
' UlOBDi , - . . .
- And yet Uneie Will thinks that boy will
makei eomething yet !
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