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T.*mi;.* Os TTIIO UtT S MBi. tI',· .
'. I like an aimabol man (not one who will
lot yn spit on him), but ono who don't want
tew spit on enny boddy oelse. : ;
I likeo a stirring man (not bne who' sira
up mussos), but ono who haz got sumthing
tow dow and duz it. '*. ! .. . ."
,I like a good.looking man (not a pretty
man),". but ono who looks ' woll-Into
things, ono whom yu can't phulo with a
mare's nost, unloss ho soos tho old mare
on it.*.. .
: I.liko a gritty man (not a dirty oie),
but onoe that pitches: In lik a frog oph
from' a saw log, no mattor how deep tho
I-liko fa ass hoss (ono that goos lass
bokauseo he lus» tow), such a crittor it half
human; ho never ought to boe hitched tow a
plough,(ho ought tow lo tooklout ovlhiz
stable a: a wild pigeon had out of hi c¢ago,
and lot him-go.i t?i t ,e ;' *.;;:...
I like a rat terrier with his hair. awl
combed forward, hiz eyes on fire, hiz tale
straight out stiff, eery muscle alive, and
the entire dorg only 3 feet off from a rat
hole.
I like a woman (handsuni if it is con
veniont), with more wisdom than larning,
chaste, but not frozen, soft, but not silly, and
fond, but not fussy; sich wimmin are skase,
and are going tow be skaser.
I like religion (the kind that wurks 6 days
and rests on the 7), which acks on a man's
soul, az congriss water dus on his boddy,
phesicks him well, but dont make hipo eniy
weeker.
I like good' order-good morals-good
(rends-and all things well dun, except beef
steak, and that I want rare dun.
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