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  2. Wit and Humor.

    "Pardon me, miss, but your hair is coming down." "Mine" "Well, I thought it was yours." ...

    Article : 23 words
  3. THE LAST DAY.

    Blue sky, azure sea, a beach of snowy Band stretching in one straight line for mile upon mile, and broken only by the narrow mouth of the San Juan Inlet, the ...

    Article : 4,014 words
  4. CANDID.

    A schoolmustress asked a child what "s-e-e" spelt. The child hesitated. Said the teacher:—" "What do I do when I look at Mr. Smith?" ...

    Article : 37 words
  5. HIS ONLY SUCCESS.

    Friend—"Have you ever made money in backing horses?" Mulligan—"I made forty quid once." Friend—"How was that?" ...

    Article : 49 words
  6. TRY THIS ON HUBBY

    "What do you suppose has come over Mr. Blank this morning?" asked Mrs. Blank, astonished. "I never saw him so happy. He started out of the house whistling like ...

    Article : 71 words
  7. HIS COMPLAINT.

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    Detailed lists, results, guides : 43 words
  8. FILLED THE BILL.

    A bachelor advertised for a companion who must be a total abstainer, an early riser, and a good vocalists. Two or three days later he received a hamper with a ...

    Article : 64 words
  9. SOME MUD.

    A soldier home on leave was asked who there it was true about the amount of mud in the trenches. "One day," be replied, "I dropped my ...

    Article : 82 words
  10. JOKES DENOUNCED.

    Mr. and Mrs. Jones were having their usual wrangle over the difficulty of getting along without running into debt. "I must have more money for ...

    Article : 66 words
  11. THE NEIGHBORLY SPIRIT.

    The neighborly spirit is an excellent thing to cultivate, although not, perhaps, as it is cultivated in the following story:—"How do you like your new home?" ...

    Article : 71 words
  12. NOT HIS POCKET.

    He was a rather overdressed youth, and attracted much attention when he entered the car. He occupied the only vacant sea beside a rather elderly gentleman. When ...

    Article : 94 words
  13. HE GOT IT.

    The commercial had but twenty minutes in which to get his dinner and catch his train, but he knew a thing or two. Dashing into the restaurant he beckoned ...

    Article : 77 words
  14. Advertising

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    Advertising : 150 words
  15. AN OBJECT LESSON.

    A schoolmaster who happened to have red hair was giving an object lesson to his class on a nut. In his endeavor to draw a distinction between a hazel-nut and ...

    Article : 86 words
  16. HE KNEW.

    The teacher was endeavoring to illustrator to her pupils the association of different species of life with common substances. ...

    Article : 85 words
  17. A GAY NIGHT.

    Slocombe Pogis is not a gay place, and the commercial was hard put to it to discover some means of whiling away the evening. ...

    Article : 121 words
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