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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 48 words
  3. Facetiae

    "The way o sleep," says a scientist, "is to think of nothing ;" but this is a mistake. The way to sleep is to think it is time to get up ...

    Article : 1,058 words
  4. Bumped Heads.

    Our heads have met, and, if thine smarts Like mine,. you hope they won't again ; Friends who saw the painful scene Laughed till laughter grew to pain ...

    Article : 108 words
  5. Essay on Policemen.

    The grand feature of this city is a policeman, brilliant in his helmet and uniform, parading the streets with majestic strides or gallantly arresting a match boy (don't print ...

    Article : 264 words
  6. A Bard.

    A young man came into this office the other day and with a deferential cough handed the editor a roll of man[?]script. "Poem ?" enquired, that intellectual ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 673 words
  7. Mrs. Jones' Elopement.

    Mr. Jones comes home that afternoon, feeling cross and tired, Business had been dull, and the clerks had been provoking. When he felt out-of-sorts, as he did that day ...

    Article : 1,886 words
  8. Æsop's Fables.

    One day W. E. G. G. O. M. (William Ewart Gladstone, Grand Old Man, etc.), broke his axe handle, and repaired, coatless and braceless, as vide Punch, to the wood, and ...

    Article : 297 words
  9. Nuts and Kernels.

    Running expenses—children. A literary swell— an editor with the dropsy. Far from the madding crowd— many bank ...

    Article : 84 words
  10. Certainties.

    It is impossible to make up with a hat-rim what you lack in cbrains [?] The average man beings life by believing nothing. The average man, you will observe ...

    Article : 183 words
  11. Hints Worth Remembering

    Never eat between meals. Never eat a hearty supper. Never stand long at a corner of the street. Never fret ; it will only shorten your days ...

    Article : 107 words
  12. Time.

    "The time is out of joint O cursed spite That ever I was born to set it right. SPOKESHAVE. I asked an aged man of care, " What is ...

    Article : 236 words
  13. His Former Practice.

    A venerable gentleman was strolling through the Melbourne Cemetery the other day. He was evidently a stranger, but the would stop opposite certain gravestones much ...

    Article : 128 words
  14. Fools.

    The greatest, the most dangerous, the most insupportable of all fools are reasoning fools ; without being the less foolish, they conceal from the unreflecting crowd the ...

    Article : 131 words
  15. Arts and Sciences.

    The art of voting is elect-ricity. The art of writing books is author-ography. The art of shooting is trigger-nometry. The art of driving is gee-oh-metry ...

    Article : 69 words
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