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  2. ATTIC SALT.

    "Children" said a teacher, "be diligent and steadfast, and steadfast, and you will succeed. Take the case of George Washington. Do you remember my telling you ...

    Article : 54 words
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    "Poor Bill—'e's so shortsighted 'e's workin imself to death!" "Wot's is sight got to do with it?" "Can't see the boss comin, gotta keep shovellin all the time. ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 30 words
  4. FIRE-SIDE GARDENS.

    There are souls deep scarred with quenchiess longing For a dream long dead or a day to beg There are fancies filled with the facts ...

    Article : 417 words
  5. The Gentle Lineman.

    A spinster living in a suburb was shocked at the language used by two men repairing telegraph wires close to her house. ...

    Article : 133 words
  6. Second Nature.

    Murdock—What did Mr. Dubb do after missing his seventh putt? Joyce—Took out his tape, measured the ball, then the diameter of the hole. ...

    Article : 32 words
  7. Flattering.

    Mrs. pollack was paying a visit, and, looking at the latest photograph of her host, she remarked: "A fine picture." "But I look like a monkey," said the ...

    Article : 46 words
  8. Not Likely

    Higgins "I"ve been reading of a machine which does the work of tenmen. It almost has brains." Huggins: "Not if it does all that ...

    Article : 32 words
  9. He Looked Guilty.

    Teacher:—"Who signed the Magna Charta?" Pert Youngster: "Please maam, it wasn't me." ...

    Article : 44 words
  10. His Advantage.

    The editor to the young author "There are verses in your operetta that Alfred de musset himself couldn't have made. ...

    Article : 47 words
  11. A Warning.

    We are told "that" this year's world output of motor cars will run into millions." We are glad of this hint, and, will try our best not to be one of those ...

    Article : 71 words
  12. Pay As You Go.

    With these few remarks, Parson Johnson said: "De Choir will now sing I'm Glad Salvation's Free, While Deacon Ketcham passes de hat. De ...

    Article : 59 words
  13. Tools of Trade.

    "I mean to settle down here and I am going to open a jeweller's shop." "You have some capital then?" "No bot I have a jemmy". ...

    Article : 33 words
  14. He Knew

    Customer: "You are cutting me to bits, I can't stand it any longer, where's your master?" Barber: "He has gone out to get a ...

    Article : 27 words
  15. What They Laugh at To-day.

    The tired business man came home tired after a long day at the office. The family gathered, for dinner. The tired business man bowed his head to ask the ...

    Article : 50 words
  16. A GREAT SEAMAN.

    Some brief particulars of the career of Captain F. G. Hutchinson, commander of the Commonwealth and Dominion line motor ship, Port Gisborne, who is ...

    Article : 373 words
  17. THOSE PURREY TRAMS.

    "There you are, darling That's the Plurry car!" ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 12 words
  18. Fixing Him.

    Ms. Ritz: "Nora, was the butcher boy impudent again when you telephone your order this morning?" Nora: "Sure but I fixed him this ...

    Article : 88 words
  19. Even Up

    Affable Fellow Passenger—So you are an actor? I am a banker and I think it must be at least 13 years since I was at a theatre. ...

    Article : 47 words
  20. Advertising

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    Advertising : 44 words
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    When were the first books of the Bible written.?" "During a baseball game." "What do you mean, in a baseball ...

    Article : 66 words
  22. Voluble.

    "And so as I have been explaining to you for the two hours, this is no time for speeches!" Pele Mele, Paris ...

    Article : 26 words
  23. Natural History.

    Teacher: "Willie, name three kinds of nuts. "Willie: "Chestnuts, peanuts, and for fergetme-nuts. ...

    Article : 19 words
  24. One Good Turn—

    "How about a little remuneration for my efforts?" the vagrant minstrel asked. "Sure thing" the scotsman replied. ...

    Article : 30 words
  25. Two Powerful.

    Patricia, fresh from old Ireland, hired herself out as a nurse in a family where there were lots of Children. That evening the mistress told her she was going ...

    Article : 96 words
  26. Suited His.

    The lecturer warmed to his task. "The consequences of drunkenness are terrible. It I had my way I would throw every cask of beer, every bettle ...

    Article : 75 words
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