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  2. QUALIFIED TEETOTALISM.

    The following colloquy transpired when a district visitor passing a drinking saloon, happened to recognise a lad who was emerging from the premise with a "But he told me he never drank [?] or beer." "He doesn't maam; he only sops his bread in it." ...

    Article : 85 words
  3. THE PUNSTER AGAIN.

    A gentleman, who was having his shoes blacked, asked the lad whether his father was in the same line of business. "No," said the shoeblack, "my father's ...

    Article : 58 words
  4. POETRY AND TRIFLES.

    I wanted the gold, and I sought it; I scrubbled and mucked like a slave. Was it famine or scurvy—I fought it; I hurled my youth into a grave. ...

    Article : 384 words
  5. NO DISPUTE AT ALL

    A man and his wife were airing their troubles on the street one Saturday evening, when a good Samaritan intervened. "See here, my man," he protested ...

    Article : 138 words
  6. SHE HAD MISCALCULATED.

    "Of course, my dear girl," said the indulgent parent. "I know you are fond of [?], and that he's a good fellow, and all that sort of thing. But there's one ...

    Article : 158 words
  7. ACCOUNTED FOR.

    Mrs. De Troop (who is short sighted)—"Good morning, Mrs. Simpkins. Your husband must be very fond of gardening. I see him first thing every morning down ...

    Article : 98 words
  8. PRESENCE OF MIND.

    A striking example of presence of mind had just occurred in the history lesson, and the teacher considered it an opportune time for inculcating upon ...

    Article : 143 words
  9. SHE NEVER FELL OFF.

    "Mary, I am very tired, and I am going to lie down for an hour. If I should happen to drop off, call me at five o'clock." "Yis, mn am." ...

    Article : 126 words
  10. AN INCORRIGIBLE.

    Why is it, asked a young mother, that personal cleanliness is a taste only acquired with years! My babies have been scrubbed from infancy upward, till you ...

    Article : 136 words
  11. A DIFFICULTY SOLVED.

    A witty lady not long ago remarked when the delicate question of age was under discussion: Oh, you know, I have a way of ...

    Article : 115 words
  12. EXTRA DAMAGES.

    A very famous lawyer explained his almost uniform success by saying that he never flew over the heads of the jury, which meant that he never indulged in ...

    Article : 178 words
  13. HIS FATHER'S PRIDE

    "Johannie," said a prominent mine speculator to his youngest the other day, I'll give you half a crown if you'll dig up the black garden for your sister's new ...

    Article : 204 words
  14. HOW NOT TO DO IT.

    So many rules are now given on eating, drinking, and how to live that a humorous contributor encloses a few hints on how to sleep. He says ...

    Article : 145 words
  15. DECEIVED.

    Alone in the facing twilight I stand at the trysting place. Where my love would gladly hasten in days that were joy to me ...

    Article : 283 words
  16. HIS TROUBLE.

    A small, quiet-looking man, stroking a large cigar, sat by the side of a medium-sized motor-car that was drawn out of the road as a large touring car came along ...

    Article : 301 words
  17. IT WASN'T PLEASANT.

    When the Drummonds put in a telephone they, were lavish in their offers of hospitality to the neighbours. It's the unlimited kind," said little Mrs. Drummond ...

    Article : 292 words
  18. GETTING IT SOMEHOW.

    A certain scientist in the Government service is said to be a hard taskmaster to both his official and his domestic servants. ...

    Article : 125 words
  19. SHUT OUT FROM SOCIETY.

    A certain [?] who is, as a rule, extremely averse to social functions, was induced to attend a literary dinner given in honour of a novelist. ...

    Article : 147 words
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