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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 271 words
  3. THE SCISSORS' SNIPS. HE ENVIED HIM

    Figg: "What do you do when your wife tells you about her first husband?" Fogg: "Eavy him." ...

    Article : 29 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 317 words
  5. POULTRY NOTES. INCUBATOR ITEMS.

    1. Don't shake your incubator or the incubating eggs, as it ruptures the embryos and causes the chickens to die in the shell. ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 353 words
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    Advertising : 567 words
  7. FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS (?)

    Missus:"What about that cold rabbit pie, Mary?" Mary: "Please, mum, you said as I was to heat it up—so I've heaten it!" ...

    Article : 30 words
  8. COULD NOT OBJECT.

    Jingle: "De Courcy Smythe boasts that he can trace his ancestry back to the Normans." Winkle: "Well, the Normans are dead, and they won't mind." ...

    Article : 31 words
  9. NEEDED SOMETHING.

    Father: "Don't you think I ought to have my daughter's voice cultivated?" Absent-minded Visitor "I, should think, you ought to have something done for it." ...

    Article : 33 words
  10. PLENTY TO SPARE.

    She: "Yes, my little girl is a beautiful child. People say she took her beauty from me." He (gallantly): "I can't say that I noticed your loss." ...

    Article : 32 words
  11. SIMPLY HAD[?]TO

    Mrs. [?] "it was very rade of you to yawn while we were making that call." Mr.C.: "Well, good gracious! I had to open my mouth some time!" ...

    Article : 37 words
  12. DID WHAT HE WAS ASKED.

    Teacher: "Tommy,spell'wrong.'" Tommy: "R-ON-G." Tencher: "That's wrong[?]" Tommy: "That's what you asked me to spell." ...

    Article : 28 words
  13. BOTH "UNSETTLED."

    Skinner: "Good morning. Did you ever see anything so unsettled as the weather has been lately?" Mrs. Hashley: "Well, there's your board bill, Mr. Skinner," ...

    Article : 30 words
  14. THE USUAL.

    Considerate Motorist: "I'm awfully sorry I knocked you down. Hope you aren't hurt. Now, what can I give you?" Victim: "Well; how much do you generally. ...

    Article : 40 words
  15. GUARANTEED.

    Customer (to shopKeeper): "Have you got any eggs that you can guarantee that there are no chickens in?" Shopkeeper (pausing for a inoment): "Yes, sir; duck's ...

    Article : 37 words
  16. AN OVERLOOKED ITEM.

    Patron: "Why, this bill charges [?]ne for three plates of soup. We had only two." Waiter: "Ah, yes, but monsieur forgets the plate I spilled upon the lady's dress." ...

    Article : 35 words
  17. NONE TO BLOW OUT.

    Cholly (handling his friend's revolver gingorly): "I suppose, now, if this should goo[?] while I am holding it like this it would blow my brains out?" His Friend: "No, ...

    Article : 58 words
  18. REAL VILLAIN.

    Criticus—"Who is the villain of that new" play at the Hamme theatre?" Witticus—"I'm not stire, but it must be either the man who wrote it or the man ...

    Article : 40 words
  19. ANCIENT TOWN UNEARTHED.

    Professor Adolf Sehulten, well known archaeologist, has published a remarkable account of his excavations in Spain. which have led to the discovery of the site of ...

    Article : 350 words
  20. IN OUR SUBURB.

    "Can I borrow your umbrella?" "I don't know Wombat has it, and he seldom lets go of anything he has. I'll give you an order on him for it; however, ...

    Article : 50 words
  21. KEEPING LAYING HENS WITHOUT A MALE BIRD.

    Hons and pullets thrive as well without a male bird as with one; in fact, at some seasons they are much better if they are by themselves. There can be no doubt that ...

    Article : 244 words
  22. CORKSCREW WAY.

    Mrs. Netty Kibby, conductor of the national division of the Sons of Temparance, in a temperance address in Worcester, pointed out the absurd folly of attempting ...

    Article : 66 words
  23. NOT THE SAME.

    They were strolling through the woodland. "Yes," the youthful professor was saying, "it is a very simple matter to tell the ...

    Article : 73 words
  24. PREJUDICED.

    A jury trial in a western town had gone along for more than an hour when the trial judge discovered that the Panel was shy a juror. ...

    Article : 82 words
  25. ASHES.

    The ashes from the kitchen should be utilised in the fowl run. After sifting outthe clinker, the coarser particles should be put in the grit box and the dust should ...

    Article : 203 words
  26. POSTED.

    Transient—"Kindly tell me whether this ticket will allow me to stop over here?" Station Agent—" depends. What do you want to stop for?" ...

    Article : 110 words
  27. EFFECTIVE TOOLS 0F TRADE.

    In whatever paths our lot is cast it is decidedly an advantage to have effective tools to work with, as we are always seen at our best when the work runs smoothly, ...

    Article : 406 words
  28. A HORSE ON HIM.

    A professor of art, whose absence of mind is remarkable, recently had occasion to use a cab. Looking round, he ospied one coming in his direction, drawn by a miserable ...

    Article : 101 words
  29. A POTENT CLEANSER.

    The health and consequent profit of fowls depend in no small measure upon absolute cleanliness, and to secure this more must be done than to merely clean up for the ...

    Article : 90 words
  30. GOOD-BY.

    "Where is all that money I gave you for household expenses last week? asked the husband. "At the laundry, replled the innocent ...

    Article : 105 words
  31. WHITEWASHING.

    Recipes for making good limewnsh: To each quarter of a bushel [?]me add whlist sinking about a pint of raw linseed oil. When the lime has thoroughly dissolved, ...

    Article : 163 words
  32. SARCASTIC CABBY.

    "Speaking of consideration for dumb animals," said Congressiran John Lawson Burnett of Alabama in the lobby of a Washington hotel the other day, "I am ...

    Article : 180 words
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