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  2. A GOOD FIGURE.

    He: She may not he good looking, but she has a handsome figure. She: Yes; o £100,000, I believe. ...

    Article : 22 words
  3. HUMOUR.

    Mrs. Crawford: "Is that an experienced girl you have?" Mrs. Giabshaw: "Why, I should say she is! This is the ninth place she has had this year." ...

    Article : 854 words
  4. NONE TOO SOON.

    First Physician. "So the operation was just in the nick of time? Second Physician: "Yes; in another twenty-four hours the patient would ...

    Article : 31 words
  5. LITERARY DISCUSSION.

    "The best book I ever read," said the man from Gunnymede, "was about a scout out West that fit outlaws an' lujuns." ...

    Article : 52 words
  6. REFRESHMENTS FIRST.

    Binks: "Did you find the Southern peoplo hospitable?" Jinks: ''Well, rather. They didn't even.ask me my name until 1 had ...

    Article : 27 words
  7. A LIFE-LONG PUZZLE.

    He: "There are two periods in a man's life when he doesn't understand a woman." She: "What are they[?]" ...

    Article : 30 words
  8. UPS AND DOWNS IN ENGLISH.

    The following telephone conversation, recently overheard between a woman and a business acquaintances of her husband, illustrates some of the curiosities ...

    Article : 111 words
  9. HE DIDN'T SEE IT.

    The milkman walked up to the front door with his usual jaunty air, and was proceeding to pour out the usual pint into the basin handed him by the lady of ...

    Article : 72 words
  10. LITTLE TOMMY'S EXPERIMENT.

    Tommy's father and mother are both very proud of their hopeful's thirst for knowledge. But there are times when they feel impelled to the conclusion that ...

    Article : 259 words
  11. HARD TEST FOR CHRISTIAN SCIENCE.

    A skunk broke up a Christian Science meeting in America the other night, according to a reliable exchange. The leader of t* e meeting attempted to ...

    Article : 65 words
  12. " CASTLES IN SPAIN."

    The Washington correspondent of a Buffalo (N.Y.) paper sent the following item of news to his journal in October last: ...

    Article : 1,309 words
  13. PAT'S ANSWER TO THE SERGEANT.

    An Irish soldier was crossing a barrack-square with a pail, in which he was going to get some water. A sergeant, passing; at the time, noticed that 1 ...

    Article : 74 words
  14. WAS SHOTT SHOT BY NOTT OR NOTP

    A London newspaper professes to have found the following in an American newspaper:- "A duel was fought in Texas recently ...

    Article : 176 words
  15. THE BATTLE OF CLOTHESLINE BAY.

    The neatest officer on the coast— Hangs your soils to the whiffletree slat!"Was the famous Admiral Buttertoast ...

    Article : 405 words
  16. CHARGES OF CONSPIRACY.

    Mr. Commissioner Roe, in the Criminal Court on Dec. 23 sentenced the three men, R. W. Bennett, John Regan, and Josef Davis, upon a conviction of ...

    Article : 490 words
  17. HER ONLY COURSE.

    A lady recently petitioning for a divorce-it must have been in the United States-said to the Court: "Gentlemen, you will be doing me ...

    Article : 165 words
  18. KEEPING IT OUT OF THE FAMILY.

    Desiring quietness for certain deep scientific investigations, a professor lodged at a cottage in a rural district where the people were still very superstitious. ...

    Article : 263 words
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