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  2. FLYING MACHINE SUITS.

    "So you think that flying-machines will eventually come into use?" said the young woman who makes a study of appropriate attire. ...

    Article : 66 words
  3. SILENCED THE COUNSEL.

    "You say this Mrs. Robinson was a friend of yours?" a learned K.C. once asked a witness. "Yes." ...

    Article : 109 words
  4. HUMOUR. SIMPLE METHOD.

    A boy of twelve, having been asked to describe the method of imparting instruction in the schools, replied—"They ax you once and then they hits you." ...

    Article : 30 words
  5. THE BUSY GIRL.

    "Name the day," sighed the fond [?] He had stolen the opportunity [?] pose by availing himself of [?] piano recital at the weekly meeting [?] ...

    Article : 173 words
  6. TACTLESS.

    A woman who would consult her husband on his deathbed as to what mourning she would wear for him might fairly be pronounced to be lacking in tact. Yet ...

    Article : 129 words
  7. BONKOED AGAIN.

    "I don't think much of this museum," said Jinks; " why, they ain't got no skull of Napoleon Bonaparte, and the one I was in, up in New York, has two." ...

    Article : 34 words
  8. EMBARRASSING.

    At a recent social gathering the daughter of a local magnate was present with her mother. A lull in the talk gave the little girl a chance, so she lifted up her ...

    Article : 78 words
  9. COULD STAND IT.

    "Colonel," said the fair hostess, to the hero, of many battles, "are you fond of classical music?" "Madame," replied the gallant colonel, ...

    Article : 26 words
  10. SCHOOLBOY BLUNDERS.

    The historical and other "facts" given here are taken" from schoolboys' papers: Of whom was it said, "He never smiled again?"—William Rufus did this after ...

    Article : 121 words
  11. AN ELABORATE JOKE.

    A "topsy-turvy room," not illusory, but actually so built, existed near Paris some years ago, and may still exist. One who saw it thus describes it, and the use ...

    Article : 293 words
  12. INDEED YOU CAN.

    Mrs. Benham: There's no use in taking a newspaper; you can't find out anything from one. Benham: Oh yee, you can; you can ...

    Article : 41 words
  13. DUNDEE MADE.

    A clergyman in a village near Dundee was complmenting the local tailor on the way he had done some repairs for him. In later conversation he remarked— ...

    Article : 78 words
  14. NOT RECOGNISED.

    The story has been told of how Lord Russell was locked up at a village inn and regarded as a lunatic when he explained that he was Lord Chief Justice. ...

    Article : 226 words
  15. AN UNCERTAIN PASTIME.

    Summer Boarder: I thought your advertisement said something about boating. Farmer: Oh, yes, we have a boat and ...

    Article : 31 words
  16. SOON COUNTED.

    All kinds of questions come to the answers to correspondents' man of a daily paper, and the impatience be occasionally manifests is not surprising. ...

    Article : 80 words
  17. TRUE SYMPATHY.

    Tom: Why so melancholy, old man. Jack: Miss Jones rejected me last night. Tom: Well, brace up, there are others. ...

    Article : 40 words
  18. TAKING HIM DOWN.

    A rather loudly dressed young fellow stepped into the necktie department of a big shop the other afternoon, and in a domineering tone uttered the single word ...

    Article : 135 words
  19. HER REVENGE.

    Minnie: Well, I'm glad Kit Spurlong is going to be married at last. Lutie: The tone of your voice doesn't indicate it. Minnie: But I am. When the list of ...

    Article : 52 words
  20. THE NEXT BEST.

    Some time ago an old woman had occasion to call is the doctor to see her husband, who had been ailing for some time. After seeing the patient, the doctor ...

    Article : 105 words
  21. QUIET TRAVELLING.

    "I say, Pat. could you tell me who is the quickest traveller on the face of the earth?" "Give it up." said Pat. ...

    Article : 54 words
  22. SHE TOOK HIM.

    "Yes," said the young man, as he threw himself at the feet of the sweet girl graduate, "I love you, and would go to the world's end for you." ...

    Article : 294 words
  23. SURRENDERED.

    "In every bouse, Miss Powell," said young Mr. Benson, with some agitation, "there is a spare room. It is kept for the use of some honoured guest. In every ...

    Article : 201 words
  24. HER WORRY.

    At a dinner party the other night, a well-known American Senator was seated beside a very beautiful woman who had reached the age of 30 with, all the ...

    Article : 62 words
  25. SEDDON TO CHAMBERLAIN.

    Dear Joseph.—Though the skies be black, And Empire march to ruin straight. Be not discouraged— I will back You against Fate. ...

    Article : 163 words
  26. WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.

    Owner of Property (sternly, to tramp reclining on mossy bank): "Don't you see that notice, "Trespassers will be prosecuted?" ...

    Article : 100 words
  27. MOVING AGAIN.

    When Mark Twain was a young man and struggling newspaper writer in San Francisco, a lady of his acquaintance saw him one day with a cigar-box under ...

    Article : 67 words
  28. HE WENT TO THE FUNERALS.

    Old Gentleman: And so that is your employer going to the funeral of one of his clerks? Young Clerk: Not a clerk, but a ...

    Article : 105 words
  29. OF ONE MINE.

    A rather pompous would-be member of Parliament rose on one occasion to make an extended, speech at an electioneering meeting. He began— ...

    Article : 59 words
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