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  2. Advertising

    {No abstract available}

    Advertising : 77 words
  3. AWKWARD.

    "I did not see you in church last Sunday."—"I do not doubt it; I took up the collection." ...

    Article : 19 words
  4. AN OLD FRIEND.

    "Maude was afraid the girls wouldn't notice her engagement ring."—"Did [?]"—"Did they!"—"Six of them recognised it at once." ...

    Article : 24 words
  5. DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE THEM.

    "You seem to like his attentions. Why don't you marry him?" "Because I like his attentions."d ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 21 words
  6. THE FRIDAY DISEASE.

    "Well," said the doctor, as he entered the sick room where Harry Fane, aged fifteen, was lying in bed, groaning [?] regular intervals, "what [?] the ...

    Article : 134 words
  7. HUMOUR.d

    A professor hoped that "every student might be enabled to sound the Gospel trumpet with such a clear and certain sound that the blind might ...

    Article : 215 words
  8. HANDS FULL.

    "If Smithers undertakes to pull my ears," said a fellow at a street corner, "he will hare his hands full." The crowd looked at the man's ears and ...

    Article : 31 words
  9. A HYPOCRITE.

    Teacher: What is a [?]— Johnny: A boy what comes to school with a smile on his face. ...

    Article : 22 words
  10. NOT ON THE MENU.

    Fussy Old Gentleman: And come now, a little celerity, please [?] Waiter: Er— sorry, sir; but we're all out of it, sir. ...

    Article : 28 words
  11. STUCK, AS IT WERE.

    "Is my son getting well grounded in the classics [?]" asked the anxious millionaire.—"I would put it even stronger than that," replied the private tutor. ...

    Article : 39 words
  12. THE HONEYMOON.

    He: When did you discover [?] that you loved me, sweetheart? She: When I found myself getting angry every time people called you an idiot. ...

    Article : 28 words
  13. TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.

    Mrs. Benham: "What are you going to do with that hair restorer [?]—Benham: I'm going to use a little on my head, and the rest on that hair mat ...

    Article : 39 words
  14. THAT OFFICE YARN.

    Mrs. A.: I think offices are horrid. My husband is out all day and says he is looking for an office.—Mrs. Z.:How funny [?] Mine is out late o' nights and ...

    Article : 45 words
  15. THE EFFICACY OF DRUGS.

    "Doctor, I want to thank you for your valuable medicine." "It helped you, did it?" asked the doctor, very much pleased. ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 59 words
  16. NOW THEY DON'T SPEAK.

    Mrs. Noobride: "Yes, dear, I was married last month. I'd like you to call on me and see the pretty little flat I have." ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 116 words
  17. MR. DOOLEY'S PHILOSOPHY.

    'Tis a tur-rble thing to worry about annything that may happen to ye onless ye can look so far ahead that [?] than can happen to ye in thd' ...

    Article : 626 words
  18. PERHAPS SO.

    "Mamma, is that bay rum in the bottle on your [?]—-"Mercy, no dear [?]" she replied; "that is mucilage." "Oh," said Johnny, "perhaps that's ...

    Article : 35 words
  19. NEITHER WILL TELL.

    Little Elvira: Mamma, when the fire goes out where does it go? Mrs. Gaylord: I don't know, dear. You might just as well ask where your ...

    Article : 35 words
  20. A CERT.

    Mrs. Exe: Good-bye. I'm sorry my husband isn't in. I wish I knew some way of keeping him home a little more. Mrs.Wye: Let him buy a motor car. ...

    Article : 76 words
  21. BRUTAL.

    Mr. Justcott: Why, what are you crying about dear?—Mrs. Justcott: O. George [?] The mice have got into the pantry and eaten up a beautiful cus ...

    Article : 46 words
  22. COMPENSATION.

    Mr. Powers: "Do you mean to say that you shopped all day and didn't get anything?" Mrs. Powers: Yes; but I know what everybody else got. ...

    Article : 32 words
  23. HAD HIS FULL PERMISSION.

    Gentleman (who has been disturbed in the middle of the night by someone knocking on the street door): "Who's there?" ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 46 words
  24. LEAP YEAR PROPOSAL.

    Evelyn: You've been courting me now for a number of years, George, and I want to make a little Leap Year proposal. George: I—I am not in a posi ...

    Article : 90 words
  25. CUPID IN AN OVERCOAT.

    "Dearest," he whispered, "Jet us go out in the frosty laue and watch for shotting stars."—"You really want me to go, George?" hesitated the girl. ...

    Article : 48 words
  26. THE NEW DIPLOMACY.

    "Tommy," said the hostess, "you appear to be in deep thought."—"Yes'm," replied Tommy; "ma told me somethin' to say if you should ask me to have ...

    Article : 48 words
  27. Advertising

    {No abstract available}

    Advertising : 73 words
  28. A PUZZLE.

    "Hello," cried young Mr. Newliwed,. entering the kitchen, "making-some bread, [?] Or is it cake?"—"I don't know," replied the dear little bride, ...

    Article : 34 words
  29. NOT EXPECTED.d

    "Thank you very much," said the lady, smilingly accepting the proffered seat.—"Madam," said the roan, tipping his hat. "you surprise and pain me." ...

    Article : 35 words
  30. SLOW, BUT SURE.

    The irreclaimable son of the old-fashioned father came down to breakfast twenty minutes late. With a sorrowful face the old man contemplated the ...

    Article : 92 words
  31. THE MODERN WAY.

    [?] Have you seen the wedding gifts, old [?] Guest: No, not yet— "Well, wait a moment. [?] get one of the detectives to escort you through." ...

    Article : 33 words
  32. QUITE OF HER OPINION.

    Gushing Young Lady (to famous actor): Oh, Mr. Sinclair, I did so want to have a talk with you. I'm simply mad to on the stage. Sinclair: Yes, ...

    Article : 50 words
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