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  2. In Lighter Vein

    A lady who kept a little curly poodle lost her pet, and called on the police to find it. The next day one of the force came with the dog, very wet and dirty. ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 83 words
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    Advertising : 509 words
  4. MEANT WELL.

    The wife of a successful young literary man, who did his work at home, had hired a girl to do the housework. Several weeks passed, and still the girl saw the master always about ...

    Article : 120 words
  5. A CHEAP SHOT.

    He was a would-be sportsman, and was on his way home from a very unsuccessful day's shooting. Turning a corner he came upon a pond with a number of ducks in it, while ...

    Article : 115 words
  6. FOR LOVE AND

    "You say she married for love; but I happen to know that the man she married is worth a million." "Of courser; the million was what she loved!" ...

    Article : 39 words
  7. ILLOGICAL WOMAN.

    He: "A woman is always illogical." She: "How do you make that out." He: "She can always remember her birthday, but never her age." ...

    Article : 28 words
  8. THE TIME FOR ACTION.

    Mother: "Now, Marion, if Charles makes you an offer of marriage, you must simply ask him to speak to me." Daughter: "Yes, but suppose he does nothing ...

    Article : 65 words
  9. THE SMELL AND COST.

    "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet," said Mabel. "I doubt, however, if an orchid by any other name would cost as much!" said Harold. ...

    Article : 32 words
  10. CAPABLE.

    A girl applied for a position as cook, and was asked if she knew how to serve company. "Yessum, either way," she flashed. "Either way?" gasped the astonished ...

    Article : 45 words
  11. JUST THE SAME.

    The Professor: "A young married man is able to live on a salary of £3 a week. His salary is suddenly increased to £6 a week. What will be the difference between his ...

    Article : 49 words
  12. AT FIRST HAND.

    Madge: "Pa, that nice: young fellow, Mr. Downing, is awfully fond of kissing." Pater: "How did you find that out, you. good-for-nothing girl?" ...

    Article : 36 words
  13. FILLING HER PLACE.

    Actress: "Now that I have come all this long distance, and performed several times without a single breakdown, you give me notice to quit! Do I not fill up my place?" ...

    Article : 59 words
  14. COULDN'T STARVE.

    Ancient Mariner: "You arst me, 'ave I 'ad any adventures? W'y, I should rather think I 'ave. D'you know that once when I was wrecked, and we'd eaten all our food, we ate our ...

    Article : 67 words
  15. ALL THE DIFFERENCE.

    Fair Critic: "I think that little spot there--" Artist (alarmed): "Pardon me, but you must not touch the picture!" ...

    Article : 39 words
  16. MARIA WASN'T TONGUE-TIED.

    Doctor (politely, but looking at his watch with obvious impatience): "Pardon me, madam, but my time is not my own. You have given me all your symptoms in sufficient detail, and ...

    Article : 68 words
  17. HIS "RELIGION."

    As the new minister was on his way to evening service he met a rising young man of the place whom he was anxious to have become an active member of the church. ...

    Article : 82 words
  18. QUITE RIGHT.

    She: "You ought to be ashamed of stealing a kiss." He: "You are equally guilty. You received the stolen goods." ...

    Article : 37 words
  19. INGENUOUS.

    Clementine came to the breakfast table late, and was scanned by the reproachful eyes of her mother. "Did that young man kiss you last night, ...

    Article : 56 words
  20. ABSORBING.

    Little Boy (rushing frantically into the doctor's office): "Oh, doctor, brother's swallowed a bottle of ink! What shall we do?" Boy (on duty during doctor's absence): "Oh, ...

    Article : 52 words
  21. VERY MUCH INDEED.

    "Ralph called again last night, Bessie, didn't he? You know, he's rather well off, so I hope you didn't treat him distantly," said mamma. "Indeed, I didn't, mamma; I was very much ...

    Article : 49 words
  22. A DIFFERENT MATTER.

    Recruit: "If you were to put the lid on, you wouldn't get so much dust in the soup." Cook: "See here, young feller, me lad, your, business is to fight for your country." ...

    Article : 46 words
  23. THE WRONG END.

    Applicant for Job: "What's the chance for a fellow beginning at the bottom and working up?" Foreman of Pipe Laying Gang: "None; our ...

    Article : 37 words
  24. AN OLD-AGE-SPEED LIMIT.

    An old man, nearly eighty years of age, walked ten miles from his home to an adjacent town. When he reached his destination he was greeted with some astonishment by an ...

    Article : 90 words
  25. BITES AND SPITS.

    Little Catherine, aged 5, refused to go on with er glass of ginger ale, and when asked why she didn't like it, replied: "Cause it bites my tongue and spits in my face." ...

    Article : 35 words
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