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  2. ONE FOR THE MEDICO.

    DR. PATCHEMUP 'DROPS IN' JUST IN TIME TO HEAR THE DIALOGUE. His Dispenser (to Applicant for 'assistant's' billet): 'WELL, CAN YOU READ THESE?' (handing him three or four prescriptions). The Aspirant (who gazes at them, turns them sideways, and upside-down, and gazes still, but can evidently make them out neither Latin nor Dutch) : 'No, SIR. I WAS NEVER BEAT BEFORE I--BUT, ER--I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHINESE!' ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 94 words
  3. ZOOLOGY

    THE ordinary animal (Felis domestica) is said to have nine lives-- ours has nine tails. As this number seems more than sufficient for wagging purposes, we have utilized the surplus as legs. It has been remarked of the former that 'care killed a cat'--we don't believe ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 299 words
  4. Improving the Occasion.

    First Knight: 'Sir, 'tis rumoured you've dared to say-- I rule a "cabbage garden!"-- Now, on your knees go down this day, And humbly cry me pardon!!' ...

    Article : 161 words
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