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  2. Alotsam and Jetsam

    Two 'buses were travelling down Regentstreet in close proximity, when the conductor of the foremost one took off his badge and dangled it in the air, to the ...

    Article : 71 words
  3. IS HE ILL?

    Queen Alexandra, when Princess of Wales, came one day upon a tiny mite of a boy crying piteously. He was in charge of & fat and comfortable old lady, who ...

    Article : 78 words
  4. A FRIENDS ADVICE.

    Jack: "I have a chance to marry a poor girl whom I do not love. What would you advise?" George: "Love is the salt of life, my ...

    Article : 85 words
  5. DID BHE READ IT?

    Listeners, it is said, hear no good of themselves, and there is another form of eavesdropping to which a simitar remark might apply. ...

    Article : 153 words
  6. SMOKING HOT.

    Two men recently got into a railway carriage in which a young lady was sitting. Although it was not a smoking carriage they began to smoke, and presently ...

    Article : 86 words
  7. THE ABSENT-MINDED PROFESSOR.

    At a recent session of the German Rolchstag an absent-minded member, Herr Wichmann, create no little amusement. He was calling the roll, and upon reaching his ...

    Article : 86 words
  8. A GENEROUS WINE.

    The French papers are still full of stories of the wit of M. Aurelien Scholl. His repartee to the restaurateur who recommended a claret which was Unworthy of ...

    Article : 85 words
  9. FOREWARNED.

    A popular doctor's son has reached the mature age of 9, after an early career marked by many wild and mischievous pranks. ...

    Article : 142 words
  10. WHY HE ASKED.

    The Philadelphia "Times" tells a story of the Mayor of Portland, who, upon reading that a certain town was in flames, despatched the following message to the ...

    Article : 138 words
  11. WANTED A REST.

    The following remarks were overheard on a Strand omnibus (says a London contemporary), a leaden sky was overhead, the rain poured down uncompromisingly, mud ...

    Article : 100 words
  12. BEEFSTEAK ON THE GRIDIRON.

    Sitting on the balcony of the AngloAmerican Club, Brussels, a Yankee and an Englishman spent a lazy afternoon guying each other on racial and national ...

    Article : 94 words
  13. GENUS "LOAFER.'

    Of the loafer, Josh Billings has given in his '" Alminax" a description which would have gone to Cecil Rhodes's heart, as of the type of man who was not to inherit ...

    Article : 173 words
  14. FACTS AND FANCIES.

    A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.—Hummus. Never marry for money, but always tor love. If a girl has money, though try to ...

    Article : 724 words
  15. "IT MIGHT HAE BEEN TRUE."

    Good stories are a weeks plentiful about golf caddtes. A St. [?]s caddie named "Mathle" Gorum's invariable remark after a poor shot by the [?] was serving, ...

    Article : 172 words
  16. A NEAT COMPARISON.

    And why, may I inquire," said Senator Burrows to Senator Penrose, "did you introduce that amendment to the proposition to elect senators by the direct vote of ...

    Article : 117 words
  17. NOT VERY COMPLIMENTARY.

    A certain author, having explained the nature of his occupation to an old Manx woman, was hardly prepared for the comment. Well, well, what does it matter so ...

    Article : 176 words
  18. AN UNPOLISHED DIAMOND.

    William Black, the novelist, used to tell of an amusing experience be once met with at the dinner of a very august body at Which he was a guest. ...

    Article : 160 words
  19. A POLITICAL FABLE.

    One day the Farmer Was broached by said: Put on a sorrowful look and "Prithee, good friend, but would you ...

    Article : 349 words
  20. CURING A JIBBING HORSE.

    "Only once in my life have I been stuck on a balky horse," said the old horseman when coming home from the races, "and I worked a cure in a manner you may call ...

    Article : 408 words
  21. THE KING "SKEDADDLED."

    Some years ago our King and Queen, then Prince and Princess of Wales, were the guests of Lord Armstrong at his lovely seat, Cragside, near Rothbury. The ...

    Article : 318 words
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