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  2. Flotsam Jetsam

    "Little Brisbane Boy: "Mother, I told Santa Claus that he needn't trouble himself to make his usual donations to me this season." ...

    Article : 64 words
  3. A QUEER CARD!

    "Will you send up a card ?" said the girl to a Buffalo Bill cowboy. who called to see some friend in Now York. "Will I send up a card, did you say ?" ...

    Article : 101 words
  4. VERY SMART.

    A number of candidates for the police force were one day being examined by a doctor, and a pretty stiff examination it was, too. ...

    Article : 82 words
  5. A GOOL YOUNG MAN.

    "So you wan't to marry my daughter ? Well, what are your prospects, young man ?" "I expect to come into possession of one hundred thousand pounds in a short time." ...

    Article : 53 words
  6. ACCURATE.

    An Irish bricklayer was one day brought to the hospital severely injured by a fall from the housetop. The medical man in attendance asked at what time the accident occurred. ...

    Article : 68 words
  7. A FINE DISTINCTION.

    Magistrate: "You say you are a tourist ?" Prisoner: "Yes, sir, I love Nature in all her radiant beauty-" ...

    Article : 64 words
  8. QUITE SAFE.

    "Joseph," said the merchant to the bright young man with the best references, "the bookkeeper tells me that you have lost the key of the safe, and he cannot get ...

    Article : 106 words
  9. CHEATED HIMSELF.

    A shopkeeper purchased of an Irishwoman a Quantity of butter, the lumps of which, intended for pounds, he weighed in the balance and found them wanting. ...

    Article : 75 words
  10. LEFT NO STONE UNTURNED.

    A Welshman who was in London a couple of weeks ago lost his watch, and told the Scotland Yard people about it. They said they would leave no stone unturned to find the ...

    Article : 105 words
  11. A DOUBTING DAY.

    Walking along a street one day, Patrick and his wife Nora passed by a window where a handsome silk dress was exposed to view. ...

    Article : 119 words
  12. CRUEL.

    "Doctor," said he, "I'm a victim of insomnia. I can't sleep if there's the least noise, such as a cat on the garden wall, for instance." ...

    Article : 64 words
  13. THE JUDGE'S JOKE.

    When the Judge makes a joke everyone must laugh. This is a matter of course. Sometimes, however, the joke is really funny, as in the following instance:— ...

    Article : 120 words
  14. FACTS AND FANCIES.

    A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.—HUDIBRAS. Mistress: "Jane, cook tells me you want to go out this evening. Is it urgent?" Jane: ...

    Article : 734 words
  15. SHE MISUNDERSTOOD.

    An English clergyman tells the following little story. He had often urged an old woman in his parish to go to church, end he so far prevailed on her that she ...

    Article : 95 words
  16. THE NIGGER "SLOPED."

    Verbena, the negro cook employed by a New York family, asked permission to bake a cake for the wedding breakfast of one of her friends. The next day her ...

    Article : 129 words
  17. PRAYING FOR RAIN.

    A clergyman going the rounds of his country parish in the South of Ireland met a farmer who, though residing in a neighbouring parish, was a regular ...

    Article : 120 words
  18. ECONOMICAL.

    Uncle (to the children, who have just had a dose of cod-liver oil all round): "Well, do you like cod-liver oil ?" ...

    Article : 82 words
  19. ARITHMETIC EXTRAORDINARY.

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    Detailed lists, results, guides : 96 words
  20. SUNSHINE AND "SHADOW."

    An actor-manager, with many experiences, tells a funny story of his early days. He was travelling In Western America with a company, and after a ...

    Article : 223 words
  21. FIGURING HIS AGE.

    "I wuz bo'n," said the old darky, "w'en dat tree yander wuz a saplln'." "And when was that ?" he was asked. "Hit wuz endurin' de time er de fast ...

    Article : 127 words
  22. GERMS FOR THE MAN.

    "Wot'll do a bacillus [?] a man-see ? So I always cuts out water for mine. If y' don't t'ink I'm right, all right go 'n c'nsult der Wise Willies of de American ...

    Article : 359 words
  23. WHY HE WAS SORRY.

    Here is a story of a bright little tot of a boy whose father tried to punish him. It commenced by the father giving an admonishment. ...

    Article : 133 words
  24. ANCHORING A HORSE.

    A good story is told of an old sea captain who keeps a little hotel in a village on the seashore celebrated for its sands. His wife was very anxious to have a horse. ...

    Article : 266 words
  25. MAN WITH STEEL HANDS.

    A man named Castet, who is known as the "Man with the steel hands," was arrested at Paris on a curious charge. Castet went to the Bichat Hospital, and asked ...

    Article : 202 words
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