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  2. Classified Advertising

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    Advertising : 1,074 words
  3. FLOTSAM AND JETSAM.

    "Marry you ? Why, you cou'dn't even dress me." "Well, then, we'll hire a maid." ...

    Article : 21 words
  4. CERTAIN OF IT.

    Sandy was being entertained at a Sch[?] restaurant, London, and the dinner consisted of rich and fanci[?]ul dishes. "Well," he was asked, "what will you ...

    Article : 44 words
  5. HER TURN.

    Morris: "What do you say to your wife when you come home late?" Later: "Whatever gave you the impression that I ever get a chance to ...

    Article : 31 words
  6. SOLD.

    "Do you believe that money makes the mare go ?" asked Dubbleigh. "Sure," said Wiggley. "As soon as a man gets money be buys a motor car. ...

    Article : 36 words
  7. PROBABLY DID.

    Wise: "This is certainly a good cigar you've given me, old chap." Guy; "Great Jumbo ! I bet I've gine and given you the wrong one." ...

    Article : 28 words
  8. HE WON HER.

    Ardent Suitor: "I lay my forture at your feet." Fair Lady: "Your fortune ! I didn't know you had one." ...

    Article : 43 words
  9. HIS COMMENT.

    "Well, what do you think of it ?" she asked "My dear, in the matter of bathing suits," he replied, "It se[?]ms to me you ...

    Article : 36 words
  10. PUZZLED HIM.

    Our Social Reformer: "What we want, my friends, ara [?] overcrowded slums, larger villages, more pleasure for the workers, and less drink." ...

    Article : 42 words
  11. AN ELEVATION OF THE MIND

    "Oh, Henry !" exclaimed Newbride. "I really must have a new drese." "Dress, dress—nothing but dress! Haven't you a mind for anything higher ...

    Article : 46 words
  12. BY THE WAY.

    "Say, what would you think if every time you put your hand in your pocket you were to find a s[?]veagn ? " "Think ! I would't think—I'd know ...

    Article : 40 words
  13. OF COURSE.

    "Now, Smith." said the commisioner to the [?] ladd'e recru't, "just suppose that you have discovered a woman at the third-tory windew of a dwelling on. ...

    Article : 48 words
  14. DANGEROUS GROUND.

    Eva: "Dear, you should be careful not to offend that young man." Ernie: "Offend him ? Why, I merely said: 'I wish you many happy returns. ...

    Article : 46 words
  15. WHEN MOTHER'S AWAY.

    "Does your father miss your mother ?" I asked of the child. The little boy gave me a scoffing laugh. "Oh, yes, he misses her," he said. "He ...

    Article : 39 words
  16. ALL CHANGE.

    "Help! Help! Save me! Save me!" cried the excited passenger, as the steamer crashed at full speed, into the pier and [?] few in all directions. ...

    Article : 95 words
  17. MANY THANKS.

    "Ah, my dear Mr. Briefless," said Mr. Hardeash, seizing the young barrister's hand and shaking it warmly, "I am so immensely obliged to you. That case ...

    Article : 64 words
  18. POETRY AND PROSE.

    Gushing Daughter: "How sad is winter with leaves all off the trees ! How I wish it was spring, and the apple trees were once more in blossom. ...

    Article : 52 words
  19. A HANDY CABINET.

    "I tee that the new minister hasn't made up his mind about his cabinet, yet." "Dear me." she sighed. "I do hope ...

    Article : 42 words
  20. TEACHER'S LAMENT.

    It all happened in a wayside village. She was the village schoolmistress, prim and proper, but a bad hand at settling accounts with the local tradesmen: one ...

    Article : 111 words
  21. AN INJUSTICE.

    Trouble has[?] Mr. Thompson [?] not attend given him by [?] ...

    Article : 78 words
  22. IT'S EASY.

    P.O. Muldcon: "That fellow's flirting with every servant girl on my beat. I'd run him in if I could charge him with come offence." ...

    Article : 41 words
  23. A WITTY RETORT.

    While home on my holidays I attended the opera, and my companion pointed out to me a young matron blazing with diamonds. ...

    Article : 85 words
  24. A NAVAL FUN DICTIONARY.

    Commander—The boss of the ship except when his wife is aboard. Ensign—A little officer with a bigger chest expansion and larger hatband than ...

    Article : 97 words
  25. GOOD TRAINING.

    "Did the duches's affability embrrass you ? " asked the friend of the family of the seedy journalist whom he had brought to stay from Saturday to Mon- ...

    Article : 53 words
  26. HOT WEATHER NOTES.

    When the day has been excessively warm it is a goad idea to keep your wife waiting for you several hours for [?]pp[?]r. This will insure for you a chilling ...

    Article : 76 words
  27. MISTAKEN.

    Menzel, the German artist, was a regular patron of a certain Berlin wine shop. One day (says "Her Rekord") a man and wife came in and sat down at his table: ...

    Article : 152 words
  28. THE LIMIT.

    There was a man who grumbled at everything. He wasn't satisfied even when they tried him for murder and sentenced him ...

    Article : 128 words
  29. EN VOYAGE.

    The aeroplane, making a 12-hour journey from London to Hongkong, had encountered difficulties among the stirs. Something apparently was wrong with ...

    Article : 79 words
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