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  2. Alotsam and Jetsam.

    She: "You're getting tired of kissing me already." He: " What makes you think that ?" She: " I saw you stop to take breath." ...

    Article : 32 words
  3. Social Rivalry.

    " Has your wife much social ambition ?" " Social ambition ! When she read about Lady Curzon's elephant party in India she said if she knew where she could hire some ...

    Article : 40 words
  4. The Lust Resort.

    Clara: "He was heartbroken, desperate, and ready for anything when I rejected him:" Maude : " What did he do ?" Clara: "He said he was going to see you." ...

    Article : 33 words
  5. A Precaution.

    During an election period in Ireland a Roman Catholic priest went about instructing his flock for Whom they ought to vote in the interest of the church. Having come across ...

    Article : 234 words
  6. Light.

    " You used to say," she bitterly complained, "that I was the light of your existence." "I know it," he replied with almost brutal frankness. " but that was before I had to pay ...

    Article : 49 words
  7. Consulting Tastes.

    Mrs. von Blumer: "Don't you think you had better get something for the children to play with, dear? Everything they have is used up." ...

    Article : 37 words
  8. The Mystery of the Ages.

    Dickerman: " There's one thing that puzzles me." Rawley : "And pray what is that ?" Dickerman: " How it happens that the new ...

    Article : 37 words
  9. Would Not Submit.

    Johnny "Doesn't Uncle Henry like plumpudding ?" Mamma: "Yes, but the doctor won't let him eat it." ...

    Article : 39 words
  10. A Brave Little Girl.

    Little 4-year-old Nellie was gazing intently at the visitor's bonnet. " What do yon think of it, dear ?" asked fee lady. ...

    Article : 45 words
  11. The Old Story.

    Kitty: Jack told me last night he was going to kiss me, and I said it he dared to do such a thing I would- scream." Jane: "What did he say to that ?" ...

    Article : 54 words
  12. Sill a Sufferer.

    Parks: "Come home and take dinner with me." Lane : " But your wife doesn't expect me, does she ?" ...

    Article : 51 words
  13. How Should He Knew.

    London Milkman: "Good grampus! what's that ?- Mary, bring my gun, quick—a wild beast is in the yard." "Mary (who was once in the country): ...

    Article : 41 words
  14. She Put It On.

    She was a new servant to whom the teaeosy was unknown. One day her mistress drew her attention to it, remarking, " Always put that on when you bring in the tea." ...

    Article : 107 words
  15. FACTS AND FANCIES.

    A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men—HUDIBRAS. Many people are like eggs—too full of themselves to hold anything else. ...

    Article : 776 words
  16. Another Injustice.

    Mistress : " Woman alive, yon have cocked the fowl I got for Sunday instead of the beef !" Servant: " Shure of didn't know it was the mate ye wanted fur to-day." ...

    Article : 71 words
  17. English as She is Wrote.

    One has heard a good deal about English as she is spoke in the columns of " Punch" and elsewhere, but how About English as she is written in the penny novelettes and by the ...

    Article : 101 words
  18. Upside Down.

    Wife : " Augustus, do you know what time it was when yon got in last night ?" Husband: " Nearly 1 o'clock, I think: It was after midnight, my dear, when I got ...

    Article : 71 words
  19. Agog In Ireland.

    Traveller: "Get on, man, get on Wake Driver :" Sure, sor, I haven't the heart to bate him." ...

    Article : 80 words
  20. A Doubtful Destination.

    When Mr. Balfour started the construction of light railroads in the West of Ireland several English visitors flocked over to see bow the work wire progressing. Seeing a ...

    Article : 128 words
  21. First and Second Hand.

    A prisoner tried before a certain eminent judge for larceny had admitted his guilt when apprehended, but at the trial was defended with great pertinacity by an able counsel. ...

    Article : 84 words
  22. Very Mad Indeed.

    Sir Morell Mackenzie at an "at home" chanced to converse for some time with a lady unknown to him. It happened to be the celebrated authoress, who introduced herself ...

    Article : 104 words
  23. "The Queen, God Bless Her !"

    Paring the month of May there came down from " the front" to the hospital at Maritzburg (writes a correspondent) Private Knight, army service corps, suffering from enteric fever. He ...

    Article : 262 words
  24. Made Him Easy.

    A certain merchant has his telephone near the front door. Not long ago the bell rang, and the merchant stepped to the phone and took down the transmitter. ...

    Article : 211 words
  25. A Bishop and a Cherub.

    The Bishop of Norwich is telling a story Against himself. He was walking one day through a quiet and pleasant suburb of the City of Gardens when his thoughts were ...

    Article : 137 words
  26. The Halfway Conductor's Mistake.

    As the conductor passed through a sleeping car she called him aside. There was a whisper and a gleam of silver. "Now, remember they are in the yellow ...

    Article : 240 words
  27. Lobby Witticisms.

    This is one of the little interchanges that happen among bright men in a hotel lobby after they have had their dinners and are enjoying their cigars. Some of the wit may ...

    Article : 227 words
  28. Too Obliging

    Don't be obliging over much. I was coming from the North of England in a crowded carriage (writes a correspondent). One of the passengers got out at Rugby, and as he had ...

    Article : 251 words
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