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  2. SHE WOULD TEAUCHAMP

    There was a young lady named Bean champ, Who said to herself, “I will tea champ In those foar tropic isles They should wear more than smisles,” ...

    Article : 33 words
  3. DOUBLY HARD.

    Some of Premier Bent’s railway carriage cushions used to be regarded with suspicion by the travelling public Notices were placed in the second class ...

    Article : 3 words
  4. TRIUMPH OF TRUANCY

    The good scholars were assembled in the schoolroom on Sunday afternoon, and the vicar was addressing them. “I hear,” he said, “ that there are ...

    Article : 42 words
  5. WHAT PAPA SAID.

    A lady took her little girl to a newly married couple’s house to tea. The hostess was short of cups, and to excuse herself, said. ...

    Article : 46 words
  6. A PREFERENCE.

    The late Bishop of London was once ordered by his physician to spend the winter in Algiers. The Bishop said it was impossible he had so many ...

    Article : 53 words
  7. A MISTAKE.

    It is a mistake for a man to marry a' shopgirl simply on the theory. must have got so dead tired of the store that after she is married she will never, ...

    Article : 46 words
  8. Advertising

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    Advertising : 546 words
  9. REVISED VERSION.

    Little drops of water, Little grains of sand, Make the milkman’s and the grocer’s Bank accounts expand. ...

    Article : 25 words
  10. THE TROUBLE IN THE CASE.

    Friend.—You might be able to break jail, mightn’t ye, pard? Convicted Burglar.—Not on yer life. Dis ain’t no melodrammer ...

    Article : 27 words
  11. IN THE GOOD ,OLD SUMMERTIME.

    If a golden-haired pippin says, “Please teach me how to swim!” It’s etiquette to say, “The pleasure’s mine!” ...

    Article : 55 words
  12. OVERHEARD BY THE OFFICE BOY

    “The editor, looks downcast. What’s the matter with him?” “He received a letter yesterday in forming him of an inheritance, and in ...

    Article : 39 words
  13. ONE FOR THE ASSISTANT.

    A shopkeeper sent his boy to the back part of the establishment for a cape, and when he returned in about-half an hour, the master greeted him with: ...

    Article : 69 words
  14. MAKING QUICK TIME.

    “That new author, rides in an automobile now.” “Yes he couldn’t get to oblivion fast enough on foot!” —Atlanta ...

    Article : 26 words
  15. HEADING HlM OFF.

    Hicks: “My wife dropped in to see me at the office to-day and Wicks: “Sorry, old man, but I’ve been, touched, too; can’t lend you a ...

    Article : 37 words
  16. TIME IS VALUABLE.

    “Isn’t Hussel going to take a vacation this summed?” “No.” “Why, he took one last summer.” ...

    Article : 35 words
  17. RUNNING NO RISK.

    They were standing at the front gate. “Won’t you come into the parlor and sit a little while, George, dear.” “No; I think not.” replied George ...

    Article : 67 words
  18. SOCIALISTIC LEGISLATION.

    Stop every sot from swigging rum; Stop every schoolgirl’s chewing gum; Compel us all by State-paid spies To cross our t’s and dot our i’s ; ...

    Article : 64 words
  19. A SEEKER AFTER TRUTH

    “Mamma, if the kittens really must drowned. shall I ask the Baptist minister to do it?” ...

    Article : 26 words
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