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  3. HE HIT THE MARK.

    Mr Benham: I wish I were single again. Mrs Benham: You horrid wretch! What would you do if you were? Mr Benham: Marry you again. Mrs ...

    Article : 37 words
  4. The Stolen Photograph.

    My own poor holidays were of the scantiest at the time of this narration. I had enjoyed my freedom for ten days of June, but (though the period bade ...

    Article : 2,153 words
  5. MODESTY.

    Ikey: Fader, vot vould you call de necessities of life? Fader: Veil, I vould say enough to eat undt drink, undt clothes to wear, undt all the money you ...

    Article : 32 words
  6. NOT WHAT HE WANTED.

    Benevolent Old Gentleman: Now, my man, if you will take this saw and saw the wood, I'll pay you well. Tramp: I can't trust myself, sir. I have to make ...

    Article : 41 words
  7. MORE EXERCISE NEEDED."

    Dr Sage: You are troubled with headache and you do not sleep well? Evidently what you need is exercise. What is your occupation? ...

    Article : 50 words
  8. THE CERTITUDE OF CHRISTIANITY.

    I shall have to make an alteration of some importance in the reading of this verse--an alteration already made in the Revised Version--but before doing so it ...

    Article : 1,569 words
  9. THE HUMORIST.

    From wit and mirth, surcease from sorrow. He (on the back of the tandem): Suppose I gave you a kiss now, Miss Newsike? She: Oh, for goodness sake ...

    Article : 518 words
  10. REMEMBERED.

    She kissed me; ah, I'll ne[?]er forget That last caress of long ago; It thrills my being even yet When lilacs bloom and soft winds ...

    Article : 113 words
  11. VERY MUCH MIXED.

    The following story comes from Devonshire. Some time ago a teacher thought he would take two standards at once, the VI. in arithmetic, and the II. ...

    Article : 119 words
  12. HERE AND THERE.

    Merchant: Well, Patrick, was your Sunday school picnic a success yesterday? Office Boy: Yes, sir; but it opened ...

    Article : 38 words
  13. THE CLERK'S MISTAKE.

    A minister in a remote part of Cornwall had a bad cold, and could not speak louder than a whisper. He tried to get someone to preach for ...

    Article : 171 words
  14. HE GOT THE APPOINTMENT.

    An excellent reply was that once made (says a correspondent) by a Yankee pilot to the owner of a Missisippi river steamboat. The boat was at New Orleans ...

    Article : 268 words
  15. A REMONSTRANCE.

    Voices from Without: Eight o'clock, sorr. Voice from Within: Ye shpalpeen, whoi didn't yez tell me that befoor? ...

    Article : 20 words
  16. TRAITS OF PUGILISTS.

    The pugilist who spends his money freely has lots of friends, but the one who is close-fisted makes the greatest hit in the end. ...

    Article : 27 words
  17. HER EXCUSE.

    Mistress: You were snoring awfully in the night, Mary. Maid: Yis, 'm, but it was out of worrukin' hours. ...

    Article : 21 words
  18. JUST, WHAT HE WANTED.

    Husband: How do you like the view? Wife (with ecstacy): Oh, I am speechless. Husband: Well, if that be so, I think we had better stay here and build ...

    Article : 36 words
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