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  2. WIT AND HUMOR.

    "I married Jack to reform him." "Indeed. He teems happy." "He is. I failed." Apposite Repartee, in answer to an Appeal for Charity:--"Dun as you would be dunned by." ...

    Article : 82 words
  3. BY FALSE PRETENCES.

    Is this.--?" demanded a voice, repeating the number of the telephone in question. "Yes," replied the girl. "Well," continued the voice, "we are testing ...

    Article : 167 words
  4. SHOTLETS.

    The servant makes no bones about exposing the family skeleton. ...

    Article : 17 words
  5. WE EXPECT IT.

    It those who know us best did not deceive us pretty often we should consider them very, disagreeable. ...

    Article : 23 words
  6. IT ALL DEPENDS.

    "Do you consider two heads better than one?" asked the youth. "Not in the same f family," answered the sage. ...

    Article : 26 words
  7. KEEP US DODGING.

    "Let us at least give motor cars the credit for making us a very active race," remarked the thoughtful theorist. ...

    Article : 26 words
  8. HOW PUBLIC DINNERS MIGHT BECOME A JOY.

    "I was an inventor when a boy," said Mr. Deckles. "My system for increasing the off break on a cricket ball is still remembered at Giggleswick." ...

    Article : 841 words
  9. THE WEEPING MINSTREL.

    As a nation we do not shine in elegy. That subtle change in the national character which has made us shame-faced in the expression of emotion may have something to do with the decline of this ...

    Article : 655 words
  10. HER VOICE WON HIM.

    "How did he happen to marry that woman?" "Her voice won him." "Why, she can't speak a word. She's a mute." "Well?" ...

    Article : 27 words
  11. A SUPREME ENDORSEMENT.

    "He is an egotistical person." "Very. He is one of those people who cannot think of a higher compliment than the remark, 'I agree with you." ...

    Article : 34 words
  12. SHE MEANT IT.

    "Allow me to introduce you to my perspective husband." "You mean your 'prospective' husband, don't you?" "I mean exactly what I say. He's a draftsman." ...

    Article : 29 words
  13. HUMOR IN THE PULPIT.

    Few people will dissent from the view of the Rev. W. Cowan, incumbent of St. Augustine's, Londonderry, that a sense of: humor is an aid to effective preaching. ...

    Article : 1,168 words
  14. THE SAME THING.

    Dashaway: You don't mean to say that Clinker called you an ass? Cleverton: Well, it amounted to the same thing. He said you and I were tarred with the same stick. ...

    Article : 35 words
  15. ANCIENT HISTORY.

    Bobby: But I thought you two girls had quarrelled, and were never going to speak to each other again? Mab: Oh, yes--but that was yesterday. ...

    Article : 36 words
  16. MENTIONED.

    "The Prime Minister referred to me in his last Speech." "Aw. go on." "Sure. He said dere was forty million people in dis country,' an' I guess I'm one of 'em." ...

    Article : 33 words
  17. GOOD REASON FOR IT.

    Father: What are you crying about, Bobby? Bobby (between sobs): I don't want to go to School to-day. Father: Why not? Bobby: Sister, jilted the teacher last night. ...

    Article : 31 words
  18. THE ART OF WAR

    "And if one is unable to keep the enemy from crossing the river?" asked the pupil. "In that case," replied the master of strategy, "the press censor should allow rumors to circulate that you ...

    Article : 44 words
  19. A HAPPY MOMENT.

    It is told that a financier was cornered in his office one day by a woman with a social economy hobby, who talked away much of his valuable time; aggravating her ...

    Article : 116 words
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