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  2. PERSONAL.

    Sir George White will arrive at Gibraltar to take up his post as Governor on 1st July. Will London always remain the capital of ...

    Article : 1,213 words
  3. WIT AND HUMOR.

    She: I will send your presents back to-morrow. He: No hurry. I don't expect to be engaged again for a week or so." Tersely Told.--Teacher: What is the giraffe noted ...

    Article : 378 words
  4. HER REVENGE ON PAPA.

    In a certain Pennsylvanian town lives a little girl who has a papa that was born in England. She is an intense American, and her papa delights to tease her by telling her that some day he will take ...

    Article : 245 words
  5. HE BELIEVED IN IT.

    "My dear," said Witherby, " I have been thinking the matter over after recently reading a very sensible article on the subject, and I have concluded that if I should die I should want you to ...

    Article : 306 words
  6. FORMING A HABIT.

    "What under the sun's the matter with you, old man?" "With me?" "Yes, with you. Are you full of rheumatism. ...

    Article : 248 words
  7. MR. DARLEY'S STOCK DEAL

    "My dear," said Sir. Darley to his wife one [?] after dinner. "I believe that husband and should have no secrets from each other" Now what have you done?"[?] ...

    Article : 561 words
  8. HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THEM.

    "I have no hesitation in saying," remarked Bagster, "that the patent medicine habit is ruining this nation." "What!" exclaimed Quilby. "Do you think it as ...

    Article : 316 words
  9. QUITE SO.

    Ella: "Does her hair curl naturally?" Madge: "After she takes it out of the curl papers." ...

    Article : 18 words
  10. THE SECRET OUT.

    Theophilus: "Human nature is no problem if you go by whist principles." Theodore: "What do you mean?" Theophilus: "Why, if a man is long suited in ...

    Article : 40 words
  11. HIS VIEWS.

    Miss Branelcy: "Are you fond of novels, Cholly?" Cholly: "Fwankly, I cawn't say I am. It[?] bore to read them, don't ye know and it [?] to be asked if you've read then when [?] ...

    Article : 36 words
  12. "THE OTHER HALF."

    It was in the "flat" of a stone cutter, and the Lady Caller was one who went about doing good. And, by-the-way, how much drearier "the flats of the poor" sounds than the cottages of the poor! ...

    Article : 358 words
  13. EXPECTED TOO MATCH.

    Rastus: "See hyah. I done thought you [?] this shirt wouldn't fade 4 done only had it washed once!" Grabbenstein: "Vashed! Vasked Vat-- could you ...

    Article : 32 words
  14. A SOLID RECEIPT.

    First Veteran Actor: "Well, how goes it? Good engagement, I suppose-- good pay?" Second Veteran Actor: "well, old friend, you know, how these things are. Salary, properly ...

    Article : 47 words
  15. DESERVED IT, MAYHAP.

    "There is some excitement in France," remarked Mr. Bellingham to his wife, "because a man dress maker has received the decoration of the Legion of Honor." ...

    Article : 49 words
  16. DOOLEY ON DEWEY.

    Admiral Dewey having hitherto enjoyed a unique immunity from Mr. Doolcy's satire, we have anxiously awaited the pronouncement of the Chicago sage on his candidature for the Presidency. ...

    Article : 302 words
  17. BEFORE HE COMMITS HIMSELF.

    Tess: "He'll never ask her to marry him. He stammers so awfully." Jess: "I suppose the thought of what he's doing paralyses his tongue." ...

    Article : 58 words
  18. EMBARRASSING.

    When the new minister, a handsome and unmarried man, made his first pastoral call at the Fosdicks he took little Anna up in his arms and tried to kiss her; but the child refused to be ...

    Article : 131 words
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  20. THE WITTIEST JUDGE.

    The judicial career of Lord Morris, who now retires at the age of 73, has extended over 33 years. He was appointed a Justice of Common Pleas in Ireland in 1807, Lord Chief Justice of Common ...

    Article : 926 words
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    Advertising : 147 words
  22. FULLY OCCUPIED.

    Havers (who has answered the bell himself): "Hello, old man! Come in, come in." Jabbers: "Sorry, but I just came for my wife. "She's here, I suppose." ...

    Article : 119 words
  23. HIS ROUNDABOUT WAY.

    A man was going home to his wife and family. It was growing dark. His road from the station was a lonely one, and he was getting along as fast as he could, when he suddenly suspected that a ...

    Article : 187 words
  24. A CATASTROPHE.

    A few mornings ago Mrs. Jabbers burst Into her husband's office breathlessly. She was without any hat or bonnet on, her hair was dishevelled, and the tars were streaming down her colorless checks. ...

    Article : 245 words
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