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  2. funny fragments. NO REASON FOR DIVORCE.

    "You say you want a divorce because your wife treats you brutally? "Yes. She treats me like a dog, and makes me work like a horse." ...

    Article : 60 words
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  4. AN OBLIGING NURSE.

    Patient (to pretty nurse): "Will you be my wile when I recover?" Pretty Nurse: "Certainly." Patient: "Then, you love me?" ...

    Article : 62 words
  5. NEW AT THE TELEPHONE.

    Some time ago an office boy answsring the telephone for the first time in his life, and not knowing how to use it, was told that, when the hell rang, he ...

    Article : 83 words
  6. HE FORGOT HIMSELF.

    During camp parade of the buglers the other day an Irish corporal was in charge. He was asked, by the C.O., if all the buglers were present, when he ...

    Article : 100 words
  7. SOME OLD 'UNS.

    Little Muddlewick is noted for the longevity of its inhabitants. A tourist passing through the ether day encountered an old man working in ...

    Article : 98 words
  8. DIPLOMACY AT FAULT.

    Abbas Bey, an oriental potentate, was giving a fete, and before him on a Louis Quinze table lay a superb watch, the gift of the German Emperor. ...

    Article : 157 words
  9. NOT WORTH MENTIONING.

    The following story is attributed to a famous Scots colonel:—A young subaltern of his own nationality was one day on guard with another ...

    Article : 163 words
  10. CHIPS AND CHAFF.

    "So your wife eloped with [?] feur," "Yes, but he wasn't much of a chauffeur." Maud: "What a finely chiselled mouth ...

    Article : 140 words
  11. A SEALED ORDER.

    Colonel Popper was over in Dublin for his holiday's, and found himself with only ten minutes to catch the steamer to England. ...

    Article : 182 words
  12. VERY CAUTIOUS.

    The following is an example of the reluctance of the canny Scot to part with gratuitous or unasked-for information. An Englishman, chancing to be in ...

    Article : 174 words
  13. DRINK CURE.

    "Grogan," said the head of a large drapery establishment, eyeing him sharply, "you've stopped drinking, haven't you?" "Yes, sor," answered, the red-headed ...

    Article : 221 words
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