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  2. Funny Fragments.

    "How arc you to-day?" said a Scotch minister to one of his, parishioners, on meeting him on the road. " Gey weel, sir, gey weel! replied John, ...

    Article : 100 words
  3. Gathered Gram.

    A small body of infantry covers three miles an hour. In the rock of Gibraltar there are 70 miles of tunnels. ...

    Article : 851 words
  4. Clergyman and Tramp.

    A tramp called not long since on a clergyman and said " I've walked all the way from B—,your rev'rence. on purpose to see you, because ...

    Article : 90 words
  5. Men Are So Stupid!

    Wife (laying down the daily paper with a sigh): " can't for the life of me understand all this talk about tho world's coal supply becoming exhausted. I don't see that it would ...

    Article : 94 words
  6. Met His Match.

    A few days since a countryman was drgging a ditch, when a would-be joker from town accosted him:— "Well, my friend, what are you digging ...

    Article : 59 words
  7. Spelling Competition.

    We all feel happy when we can play an innocent and harmless joke upon our friends, don't we. The other day Jones said to Brown: "I'll ...

    Article : 117 words
  8. Farmer's Yarn.

    In a country inn two farmers got on bragging about how fast, their horses could go. First farmer said that his horse could trot a mile inside three minutes, and follow it up ...

    Article : 145 words
  9. Chips and Chaff.

    Doctor: " After this you ought to sleep like a baby." Pattent (anxiously): " I hope yon don't moan like my baby, doctor?" A health journal says you ought to take ...

    Article : 794 words
  10. Hot There Yet.

    A country laird, riding in an unfrequented part of Kircudbrightshare, came to the edge of a mo[?] which be thought was not quite safe. Hailing a peasant lad who was ...

    Article : 97 words
  11. Voice from the Gallery.

    A story is told of an opera singer, the Huguenor princess in Meyerbeer's opera, "Les Huguenots." Although a magnificent vocalist, her figure ...

    Article : 156 words
  12. Left Him the Mug.

    In a smail village in Worcestershire there lives a farmer who is famo[?] both for making the best eider in the neighbourhood and for letting no one but himself have any. ...

    Article : 134 words
  13. Cat with Toothache.

    A cat belonging to a dentist always seemed to take a delight in watching her master operate on his patients. One day it was noticed that pussy refused ...

    Article : 133 words
  14. She Awoke Too Soon.

    "For 40 long years hare my good wife and travelled band in hand adown life's thorny road," said old Deacon Gush at an appleparing party the other evening. and in all ...

    Article : 170 words
  15. On a Cab Rank.

    A gentleman in London recently purchased a p[?] and trap. Being unused to driving, and moreover, of a very nervous temperament, he took the precaution, when in the ...

    Article : 130 words
  16. Two Answers.

    Not long ago a Boston clergyman received an evening call from an ciderly man and woman who expressed n wish to be joined in the bonds of matrimony then and there. ...

    Article : 150 words
  17. So Jones Paid.

    Three friends who had been spending the evening at their club agreed that the one who did not do us his wife told him when he got home should par for an oyster supper. ...

    Article : 157 words
  18. Clean Caught.

    In Paris there lives an eminent painter who is economical and sententious. The other day, one of the students broke a pane of glass in the studio window, and replaced it ...

    Article : 164 words
  19. "Absolutely Nothing?"

    They had been diseasing the earliest age at which children of tender years first babble incoherent words. Tho doctor had been silent until, by common accord, everyone looked to ...

    Article : 153 words
  20. Polite Captain's Dilemma.

    A certain vessel has a captain who is noted for his extreme politeness. He is also impressed with a great idea of his own importance. and loses no opportunity of impressing ...

    Article : 183 words
  21. Practice Versus Theory.

    Once when lecturing to his class, a certain learned professor thus delivered himself:—"I would have you observe, gentlement, that coal, when exposed to the action of the ...

    Article : 206 words
  22. Rather Too Effective.

    The youthful gentlemen who figure in the good story below, taken from a recent book concerning amateur acting and actors, were taught a salutary lesson which undoubtedly ...

    Article : 223 words
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