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  4. Funny Fragments.

    "Why does a dog hang his tongue out of his month?" asked the Inspector. "Yes, my boy?" he said to a brighteyed boy who had his hand up. ...

    Article : 48 words
  5. CHANGE DID HIM GOOD.

    Doctor: "What you need most is a change of diet." Dyspeptic: "Come again doc! Why, that's what. made me what I am ...

    Article : 46 words
  6. UNFLATTERING COMPARISON.

    It was at a country police court, and the lawyer was examining a labourer who was somewhat slow of speech. At last the solicitor, exasperated by ...

    Article : 109 words
  7. HOW THE CADDY MAKES GOOD.

    First Newsboy "Chimmie's got a Sob as caddie for a golf club. Is dere much money in dat?" Second Ditto: "De salary ain't much, ...

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  8. MORE THAN SHE BARGAINED FOR.

    The following is an amusing example of the ambiguities that lie hidden in our English tongue. A lady wrote to an army officer as follows: "Mrs. ...

    Article : 84 words
  9. POLITE CAB DRIVER.

    A cabman was driving a very stout old lady one day, and had some difficulty in getting her in and out. "Tm afraid I'm a bother to you," ...

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  10. THE BEGINNER.

    "So you have taken to motor cycling last, have you?" "How did you find that out?" "I saw you on your machine ...

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  11. BOOT POLISH.

    The umpire's son applied for free admission, on the grounds that he was wasted to see his father in particular. "Mother says she wants the packet ...

    Article : 81 words
  12. CHIPS AND CHAFF.

    Tom: Shall we lite with your parents after we arc married? Ethel: The question is can we Jive without them? She (dreamily): Genius must ever walk alone, ...

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  13. HE HAD TO DO IT OVER AGAIN.

    A railway shareholders' meeting was beings held in a London hotel some time ago, and a gentleman present insisted on making a long speech. When ...

    Article : 110 words
  14. SILENCED.

    "Fine day!" observed the sallow passenger in the tram car. "H'm!" was alt the man addressed replied, as he went, on reading his ...

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  15. IS THAT ALL?

    "Please state to the court exactly what you did between eight and nine o'clock on Wednesday morning," said a lawyer to a delicate-looking little ...

    Article : 187 words
  16. QUITE NATURAL.

    A commercial traveller, on his first trip called upon a well known Newcastle chemist. He was very nervous as he put his hand in his pocket and ...

    Article : 111 words
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  18. WHETHER HE WOULD OR NO.

    A curate had been recently appointed to a black country parish, and he was Officiating at his first wedding. Now, the curate was very young, and he ...

    Article : 144 words
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