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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 1,221 words
  3. Funny Fragments.

    Mary—Teacher, may I be excused Item lessons this afternoon. We are going to have company. Teach— I don't believe that comes under any of, the rules ...

    Article : 53 words
  4. THE DIFFERENCE.

    "Where's your watch?" asked the observant man. "Why, here it is," replied the Tan, whose prosperity had slipped back a cog ...

    Article : 48 words
  5. CHIPS AND CHAFF.

    He: "Is there any sure way of crossing the social chasm?" She: "Oh, yes; by bridge" Maud (looking far off); How clear the horizon is "Algy: "Yes; 'I just swept it ...

    Article : 404 words
  6. WAVES OF THOUGHT.

    The special preacher was asked it he would like any special hymn to be sung to agree with his sermon. "No," he replied, "the fact is, I hardly ...

    Article : 69 words
  7. NOT MUCH.

    "What did the critics think of Scribson's latest novel?" "Not much 1 One said, it might be a good book to read in a train, if there ...

    Article : 44 words
  8. NO BUTTONS.

    "Kit all complete? "Yis, sorr." "Buttons on everything?" "No, sorr." ...

    Article : 56 words
  9. SCIENTIFIC FARMING.

    Mrs. Browne— "Really, Mr. Hayseed, your prices are getting exorbitant. Farmer Hayseed—"Well, mum, it's this way —When a chap 'as to know the botanical ...

    Article : 57 words
  10. ENCOURAGING.

    "Yes, she rejected me, but she did it in a most encouraging way." "How was that?" "As I went away she pointed to the ...

    Article : 57 words
  11. FOOTBALL LOGIC.

    Two keen enthusiasts were discussing the football match, and the play of their favourite. "Why, he is the best back in ...

    Article : 59 words
  12. QUITE LONG ENOUGH.

    Proudly the wife was showing off her new costume. "It's very nice," said her husband, doubtfully; "but—er-er-don't you think ...

    Article : 83 words
  13. WHAT HE PUT OF THE HORSE.

    "Can any boy tell me what, harness [?]s?" asked the teacher. Not a single boy knew, "Well," she continued, "is there any boy here whose father works ...

    Article : 72 words
  14. SUBSTANTIAL.

    "Yes," said Mr. Gowcher, "it's a large and beautiful hat, but for heaven's sake be careful when you go out." "Are you afraid the rain will spoil it?" ...

    Article : 51 words
  15. SACKING HIM.

    There was a wordy altercation on the doorstep, and then the postman, turned away, muttering: "Well, if that ain't the limit!" ...

    Article : 68 words
  16. KILL THEM ALL.

    If Frenchman was waiting at a railroad station in Ireland, when a coupleof natives sat down beside him Said one—"Sure, Pat, it's down to Kilinark ...

    Article : 82 words
  17. WAS IT COMPLIMENTARY?

    "There goes Professor Diggs. He's a very learned man." "He looks the part." "Yes. I dare say the professor could ...

    Article : 54 words
  18. VERY ILLUMINATING.

    In a London suburban drawing-room recently Mrs. Jones met Mrs. Brown, and during the conversation that followed the latter told of a two weeks' visit ...

    Article : 94 words
  19. THEN SHE REMEMBERED.

    The bride of last month puckered her brow, and glanced reproachfully towards her spouse on the other side of the fireplace. ...

    Article : 166 words
  20. NOT WORTH MENTIONING.

    "How is that expert in genealogy you hired?" "Nothing to him." "How's that?" ...

    Article : 38 words
  21. HIS REVENGE.

    A busy housewife came into the sitting room with a determined look in her eves "I really shall have to punish those ...

    Article : 133 words
  22. Advertising

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    Advertising : 81 words
  23. THE FLU.

    Two weary tramps met after a long separation, and sat down to compare experiences. "Have yer bin to the front'?" asked one. "Ain't seen yer about ...

    Article : 120 words
  24. NOT SO MERE.

    Tommy stood high in his school examination, but a girl took the highest mark. His father was indignant "Tom, I am surprised to find you have ...

    Article : 75 words
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