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  2. FUNNY BITS.

    Mr Snapp—"Life is full of cont[?]dictions." Mrs. Snapp—"And I say it isn't. ...

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  3. FLOTSAM.

    Reproof.—"When she wasn't looking kissed her. What did she do?" "Refused to took at the for the rest of the re[?]ening." ...

    Article : 760 words
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  5. THE SAME.

    [?] a fool of a dog you've got. "Why, it has as much sense as I have!" "That's what I said." ...

    Article : 27 words
  6. THE UNTIPPED TIPPER.

    Like [?]ava from the crater Came the gravy on his plate, For he failed to tip the waiter, So the waiter tipped the plate. ...

    Article : 33 words
  7. A SMART REPORT.

    He—"What allowance do you think your father will make us when we are married?" She—"Well, if he makes allowance ...

    Article : 33 words
  8. AN EXPLANATION

    Howell—"I cat [?] one meal at day. L[?] that so?" H[?] "Yes, I have the other own ...

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  9. PASS THE SALT

    Club Walter (fishing)—"I" dreamed last night, sir, that you gave me a £5 note." Stingy Member—"Indeed, James! ...

    Article : 17 words
  10. A GREAT LOSS.

    Actress (in a hurry to catch train—"I can't find my diamonds nor my purse!" Manager—"Let 'em go." ...

    Article : 34 words
  11. NO HOPE.

    The Passenger—"What makes her go so slow?" The Aeronaut—"We're passing through the Milky Way, and the ...

    Article : 21 words
  12. DID HE TAKE THE HINT?

    "Don't,: laugh Mr. Brown. You never seem to take me seriously." "Oh, I assure you I do, Miss Jane!" "Do you, Henry? Then you'd ...

    Article : 28 words
  13. HE HAD TO SUFFER.

    "He vowed he would love me always, no matter what happened." "Well?" "And got mad live minutes later ...

    Article : 26 words
  14. EQUALLY OMINOUS.

    "What, sir, I ask you is as deeply profound as majestically impressive as the silence of eternity?" "H'M! What about the silence just ...

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  15. AN APT DESCRIPTION.

    In a local school lately a number of scholars were asked to explain the meaning of the term "righteous indignation." ...

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  16. MR. HAROLD COX'S REMEDY ROF STRIKES.

    In the "Financial Review of Reviews" for September Mr. Harold Cox writes on "The Economics of Strikes." He does credit to the motires of men ...

    Article : 508 words
  17. HARD ON THE ARTIST.

    First Artist: "Congratulate me old man. I've just sold my masterpiece to Banker Parvenu for five thousand pounds." ...

    Article : 20 words
  18. FELINE AMENITIES.

    First Mother—"I don't know whether to enter my baby in the pretty children contest or not." Second Mother (sniffing)—"It seems ...

    Article : 38 words
  19. HER OPPORTUNITY.

    Johnny—"I 'spect if I wasn't here, Mr. Spoonamore, you'd kiss Bella, wouldn't you?" Miss Bella (flushing with indignation) ...

    Article : 33 words
  20. SHE WAS A JUDGE.

    "I met a pretty girl this morning, and she looked at me in a way that led me to believe she was trying to make an impression." ...

    Article : 44 words
  21. AGAINST HIS PRINCIPLES.

    "This new shaving-soap," said the barber, is very nice. It is largely made of cream, with just a dash of alcohol in it." ...

    Article : 52 words
  22. THEN THE YOUTH FLED.

    "Sir," began the youth with the cerulean tie, as he stood in the stern fathers presence. "I dote on your daughter, and—" ...

    Article : 55 words
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  24. A FRUITLESS QUESTION.

    Proud Papa—"You ought to sec our new baby. " He's a peach. Facetious Friend—"Aren't you glad be isn't a pair?" ...

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  25. THERE'S PROOF FOR IT.

    Hixon—"Do you believe that man originally sprang from the monkey?" Dixon—"No; but I believe all women spring from mice." ...

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