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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 28 words
  3. STORYETTES.

    Bride: "Pierre is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for." Mother: "That merely shows, my dear ...

    Article : 32 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 242 words
  5. VERY NEAR IT.

    Insurance Agent: "Would you mind telling me if there is any insanity in your family, madam?" Wife (a policy seeker): "Well, no ...

    Article : 35 words
  6. PRECAUTIONS.

    Friend (gazing aloft): "Aren't you worried when you see your husband looping the loop?" Aviator's Wife: "Oh, no. You see I ...

    Article : 35 words
  7. BUT IT DIDN'T SOUND WELL.

    Professor: "Tell me one or two things about John Milton." Plebe: "Well, he got married and lie wrote 'Paradise Lost.' Then his wife ...

    Article : 35 words
  8. SHE WANTED TO HELP.

    A motorist ran out of oil while driving along a deserted road. He approached a farmhouse and inquired of a woman who answered the doorbell if she had any ...

    Article : 75 words
  9. THE POSER.

    "There is no difficulty in the world that cannot be overcome," declared the teacher. "Please, sir," cried little Harry, '"have ...

    Article : 34 words
  10. PROFESSIONALLY DISTURBED.

    Customer: "What aid you think of the Bishop's sermon on Sunday?" Hairdresser: "Well, really, sir, there was a sent sittin' in front of me as 'ad ...

    Article : 38 words
  11. ONCE BITTEN, TWICE SHY.

    A dramatic actor was Inspecting his "digs" in a provincial town. With a regal air he surveyed the bedroom and at once noticed the absence of a ...

    Article : 96 words
  12. TABLE MANNERS.

    "Jimmy, I wish you'd learn better table manners: you're a regular pig at the table." Deep silence on Jimmy's part. ...

    Article : 48 words
  13. A FAMILY AFFAIR.

    "Ma boots were guaranteed for four months," said Mac to the bootmaker. "An' I've only had 'em six weeks, an' they need easing." ...

    Article : 44 words
  14. Advertising

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    Advertising : 374 words
  15. CHASE IT AROUND.

    Mrs. Borden-Lodge: "I think one chicken really ought to go around among twelve boarders. Mrs. Simon Pure: "It won't go around ...

    Article : 36 words
  16. HOPE ON!

    "Do you believe history repeats itself, sir?" asked an anxious waiter of a customer who was about to leave. "I certainly do." replied the diner. ...

    Article : 65 words
  17. THE SCOT CAUGHT COLD.

    A Scot was engaged in an argument with a collector as to whether the fare was 1/- or 1/6. Finally the disgusted conductor picked up the Scotsman's ...

    Article : 71 words
  18. TRUTH WON.

    A coal-merchant had advertised for a boy. A red-headed, red-faced boy applied for the job. "Do you like work?" asked the ...

    Article : 49 words
  19. THE WIDOW AND THE BARBER.

    Mrs. Postelthwaite, a Lanenshire widow recently bereaved, entered the barber's shop. She received the barber's condolences in a proper spirit, and then ...

    Article : 114 words
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