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  3. STORYETTES.

    Judge: "Have you anything to offer the court "before sentence is passed on you?" Prisoner: "No, yer honor, me lawyer took me last dollar." ...

    Article : 26 words
  4. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

    "So you bought one of those earhorns for your deafness at last. That's what I've been telling you to do for the last five years, isn't it?" ...

    Article : 31 words
  5. A GOOD TRICK.

    Conjurer: "Now, sir, you hear your watch ticking inside this handkerchief. Are you satisfied?" Young Man: "More than satisfied. It ...

    Article : 29 words
  6. RETAIL AND WHOLESALE.

    Doctor (to convalescent patient, who objects to the size of the bill) : "But, remember, I have paid you a great number of visits." ...

    Article : 40 words
  7. A DISAPPOINTMENT.

    One man telephoned a friend in great indignation, "Well, you're a nice fellow. You told me I'd meet a bridge expert at that dinner party last night, and it turned ...

    Article : 47 words
  8. SHE HAD LEARNED A LESSON.

    Grandma: "Oh, Jenny darling, I am surprised. Aren't you going to give your brother part of your apple?" Jenny: "No, Grandma. Eve did that, ...

    Article : 36 words
  9. CANNY SCOT.

    MacPinch: "Yes, my daughter has eloped." Magruder: "But I suppose you will forgive the young couple." ...

    Article : 30 words
  10. NO DISPUTE.

    Two small boys appeared to be having h. dispute. "Here, what is the argument about," asked an elderly gentleman. "There's no argument, sir," replied one ...

    Article : 56 words
  11. HER REASONING.

    The 'bus conductor handed back the shilling to the woman passenger. "That coin is no good, madam," he told her. "It's spurious." ...

    Article : 46 words
  12. THE RESOURCEFUL MANAGER.

    "Now, girls," said the restaurant manager, "I want you all to look your best to-day. Add a little extra dab of powder to your cheeks and take a bit more care ...

    Article : 56 words
  13. ONE DAY ONLY.

    Maid (to mistress, who is supervising the spring cleaning): "There are half-a-dozen men downstairs with vacuum cleaners. They all say they have ...

    Article : 48 words
  14. AFTER THE CELEBRATION.

    It was Sandy's birthday, and he had been celebrating the occasion with a few pals in the local hotel. As closing time drew near, he wished his friends a ...

    Article : 104 words
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