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  2. "A SOURCE OF INNOCENT MERRIMENT."

    Gentleman: "There is some mistake in this gasbill." Gas-collector: "No, sir; the bill is all right, it is according to the meter." ...

    Article : 127 words
  3. KNEW SOMETHING.

    SOME time ago one of the masters at a certain grammar school caused a sensation by publishing a book which bore a striking resemblance to one published previously ...

    Article : 99 words
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    Child: "Doesn't it make the fish awfully cross, us washing in their water?" ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 13 words
  5. NOT SO AWFUL.

    A DEAF man was being married, and the parson asked the usual question: "Do you take this woman for your lawful wife?" "Eh?" said the deaf man. ...

    Article : 69 words
  6. PADDY'S WIRELESS.

    ONE of the methods of communicating from one officer to another in the trenches of the present great war is to give the message to one of the privates and tell him to "pass ...

    Article : 149 words
  7. HIS ONLY HOPE.

    IT was Casey's first ocean trip. The doctor found him doubled up in his berth suffering from sea-sickness; and, wishing to cheer him up, said: "I know you are in great pain, ...

    Article : 88 words
  8. GOING!

    SHE: "Well, I maintain that women can do anything that men can." He: "Oh, no. The auctioneer's business is one a woman cannot go into." ...

    Article : 72 words
  9. THE ANSWER.

    TWO chums, who had been separated by the emigration of one, met, as many more have, in the trenches. They were recalling the days o' auld lang syne in Bonnie Scotland, no' ...

    Article : 121 words
  10. ANOTHER KIND OF THEFT.

    "MARY," asked the young lady's little brother, "did Mr. Evans take any of the hats or umbrellas from the rack when he was going home last night?" ...

    Article : 116 words
  11. A LONG WAIT.

    THE self-made man stalked majestically into the office of a great financier with whom he had an appointment. "You probably don't remember me," he ...

    Article : 69 words
  12. MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

    A TRADESMAN in a Lancashire town, who owns a large shop frontage, was annoyed to find that a gang of road repairers had dumped a large heap of wood blocks in front ...

    Article : 87 words
  13. NOT AN ADVERTISEMENT

    First Loafer: "Ullo. Bill. been [?] Second Ditto: "D'yer spose I'm [?] vertisin' stickin' plaster?" ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 22 words
  14. SHE NEEDED THEM!

    Aunt: "All this talk of the incivility of man towards woman is rubbish. This morning in the tram three men offered me their seats." ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 42 words
  15. PAT'S WISH.

    WHEN Patrick M'Ginnagan became a member of the police force a delegation of his friends burst in upon him while he was at dinner and presented him with a handsome ...

    Article : 97 words
  16. ABSENT.

    "SIS won't be able to see you to-night, Mr. Smith," said her little brother. "She's had a terrible accident." "Is that so? What happened?" ...

    Article : 46 words
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