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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 223 words
  3. YARNS.

    Wife: "I don't feel like myself to-night." Husband: "Then we ought to have a very pleasant evening." ...

    Article : 56 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 653 words
  5. At the Pompadour Cafe.

    It: "May I have a dance?" She: "Certainly! You can have No. 19." It: "But I'm not"staying till then." She: "Neither am I!" ...

    Article : 27 words
  6. Technical Terms.

    Mrs. Choom (to Young Bill): "Nah, don't forget. If anyone asks yer, yer father's go[?] away for a fortnight, an' don't go an' make a mistake an' tell 'em 14 days1" ...

    Article : 37 words
  7. From Long Bay.

    Warder (to new arrival): "'Ere, you! you've got to 'ave a bath; when did you 'ave one last?" Prisoner: "Wot, me? I never been in ...

    Article : 31 words
  8. Resourceful.

    Artist: "That clumsy girl has flicked a dust cloth across the fresh paint of my new picture. It is nothing but a smear." His Wife: "Never mind, dear. Call it a ...

    Article : 40 words
  9. She Knew Him.

    An architect asked a lady if she noticed the great have in the new church. "Don't mention names," the lady replied. "I know the person you refer to." ...

    Article : 32 words
  10. That New Word.

    "And what did the poor little dog do when the brutal boys tied the can to his tail?" "Oh, he just went broadcasting down the ...

    Article : 29 words
  11. Honeymoon on the Beach.

    Terrified Bride: "George, the sea's getting smaller." "Merely the ebb tide, dear.' "Oh, thank goodness. You know you just ...

    Article : 41 words
  12. Naice to Know.

    A lady bank clerk had completed her first week, and a friend asked her how she liked the work. "Oh, it's glorious!" she replied. "I'm at ...

    Article : 58 words
  13. Recovering.

    Mr. Green: "Good day. Mrs. Brown, how is your husband this morning!" Mrs. Brown: "Well, I think he's a bit better. He sat up for an hour yesterday ...

    Article : 66 words
  14. A Knotty Question.

    Old Salt: "Yes, miss, we've some fine boats around here. Can steam 20 knots an hour. Young Lady: I suppose they steam the ...

    Article : 39 words
  15. The Soft Word.

    "Look here, waiter, I've been waiting half an hour for that steak I ordered.'' Waiter: "Yes, sir; I know it, sir. Life would bo worth living, sir, if everyone was ...

    Article : 38 words
  16. Why Worry?

    "Of course," said the optimist, "if a man gets into the habit of hunting trouble, he's sure to find it." "Yes," said the pessimist, "and if he's ...

    Article : 47 words
  17. From Jazzland.

    First girl (to her friend): "My dear. last night I met the most divine egg I have ever witnessed. He's the porcupine's quills, aU of them. He has the biggest shoulders ...

    Article : 82 words
  18. The Modest Bride.

    "Now," said the bridegroom to the bride when they got back from their honeymoon, "let us have a clear understanding before we settle down to home life. Are you the ...

    Article : 69 words
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