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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 310 words
  3. STORYETTES.

    Cinema star: "How can I appear as a prize fighter? Why, I don't look the part. Producer: "That's all fixed up. We've ...

    Article : 36 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 738 words
  5. DESCRIPTIVE.

    Householder: "When I order poultry from you again I don't want you to send me any of those aeroplane chickens." Dealer: "What kind do you mean?" ...

    Article : 39 words
  6. FORESEEING PROHIBITION.

    "Columbus was a prophet as well as a discoverer," said the American tourist, glumly. "Why?" asked the Irishman. ...

    Article : 31 words
  7. AT THE CROSS-ROADS.

    Motorist: "It's preposterous. I'm an expert driver. What I know about driving would fill a book." Traffic Cop: "And what you don't ...

    Article : 37 words
  8. TIT FOR TAT.

    "You cannot burn the candle at both ends," said a father, admonishing a spendthrift son. "Well, anyhow, you have always ...

    Article : 39 words
  9. TOO SMART!

    Diner: "Waiter, let me see, I ordered a tender loin steak here yesterday, didn't I?" Waiter: "Yes, sir, you did. Will you ...

    Article : 42 words
  10. EASY TO PLEASE.

    Magistrate: "Have you a lawyer?" Prisoner: "No, sir." "Do you want a lawyer to defend you?" ...

    Article : 45 words
  11. WHAT IT FELT LIKE.

    "Here's something queer," said the dentist, who had been drilling into a tooth. "You said the tooth had never been filled, but I find flakes of gold on ...

    Article : 51 words
  12. HOME INFLUENCE.

    "This is quite wrong, Tommy," said the schoolmaster. "You always make your columns come to a higher figure than they should. How is it?" ...

    Article : 46 words
  13. THE DIFFERENCE.

    A schoolmaster asked one of his small boys: "What is a pilgrim?" The boy looked puzzled, but answered: ...

    Article : 64 words
  14. THE PATIENT IS STILL WONDERING

    Doctor: "Well, what's the matter with ycu to-day, my man?" Patient: "I've got bad pains in my back." ...

    Article : 53 words
  15. NOT WHAT HE THOUGHT.

    Nervous Suitor: "I've come to see your sister." Little Brother: "She's been expecting you.|" ...

    Article : 41 words
  16. HE WOULD FIT IN.

    "Mamma wishes you to go into dad's factory, darling. That would do away with all his opposition to our engagement." ...

    Article : 43 words
  17. ONE BETTER.

    The teacher had been reading to the class stories of boys what had grown to manhood and achieved fame by their inventions. ...

    Article : 93 words
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