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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 641 words
  3. STORYETTES.

    "I beg your pardon, sir, but what is your name?" the cashier politely asked the man presenting the cheque. "Name!" replied the customer. "Don't ...

    Article : 48 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 366 words
  5. MADE HIS JOB SAFE.

    One city man called upon another, and, after a glance round the office", inquired: "How's your new office boy getting along?" ...

    Article : 42 words
  6. NOT WELL-READ.

    Stultz (who has recently had the telephone installed): 'Ring me up whenever you like, old man." Friend: "Why, are you on the 'phone ...

    Article : 40 words
  7. NOT AT HOME.

    "How are you going on at school, Henry?" asked his father. "Fine," said Henry. "I have learned to say 'thank you' and 'if you please' in ...

    Article : 48 words
  8. WHAT SHE MIGHT HAVE NEEDED.

    The mistress of the house was obdurate. "No," she said firmly. "I don't want no buttons nor no laces." ...

    Article : 52 words
  9. PARTICULAR.

    Asked by her mistress why she had given notice, a maid replied: "Well, to be candid, ma'am, your daughter's fiance has such a funny face." ...

    Article : 61 words
  10. NERVOUS.

    "What names?" whispered the clergyman, as he held the twins in his arms at the christening ceremony. "S-s-teak and K-k-idney," stuttered the ...

    Article : 35 words
  11. NOT RUDE.

    "Then you deny," said the magistrate, "that you were rude to the policeman when he asked to see your licence?" "Certainly, sir!" replied the motorist. ...

    Article : 50 words
  12. HOW IT STRUCK HIM.

    A lady had an old gardener whose name was Pat. She asked him one day why he had never married. He replied in a crusty tone that he never thought ...

    Article : 74 words
  13. HIS ONLY CHANCE.

    At an election meeting a persistent interrupter was effectively silenced. The speaker had scored off him several times, but in the end the audience became ...

    Article : 60 words
  14. SOFT-BOILED WANTED.

    A man walked into a hat shop. "I've just lost a bet," he said, "and I want a soft hat." The salesman, selecting a hat from the ...

    Article : 73 words
  15. WORSE THAN EVER.

    Miss Thortlebury had been invited to be a bridesmaid at a smart wedding, and spent much time planning, her new frock. At last it was ready; and when ...

    Article : 91 words
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