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  4. STORYETTES.

    Clerk: "Pardon me, sir, but this month I begin my fifteenth year of service with you." Employer: "All right, if pardon you." ...

    Article : 27 words
  5. THE RETORT COURTEOUS.

    Comedian (angrily, to manager): "I decline to go on after the monkey act." Manager: "Why? Are you afraid they'll take you for an encore?" ...

    Article : 27 words
  6. WHAT INDEED!

    Teacher: "Napoleon once said there was no such word as 'can't.'" Voice from the back of the class: "Please, miss, I wonder what he would ...

    Article : 43 words
  7. POSSIBLE.

    Policeman: "How did you come to get that jar of honey?" Tramp: "Well, I admit I don't keep no bees; but what's to stop a fellow ...

    Article : 35 words
  8. THE WRONG RICE.

    Fond Mother: "What are you crying for, Bertha?" Bertha: "We are playing at weddings, and Tommy threw rice all over me!" ...

    Article : 44 words
  9. JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY.

    "Ah," said the talkative globetrotter, "you should see the sunset in the East." "I should like to," replied his friend. "I've never seen it set anywhere but in ...

    Article : 34 words
  10. OUT OF PLACE.

    "Sir," said the judge to the young man, defendant in a 'breach of promise suit, "you will please discontinue your joking remarks during the remainder of ...

    Article : 42 words
  11. THE EXCEPTIONS.

    The inspector was paying a hurried visit to a slightly overcrowded school. "Any abnormal children in; your class?" he inquired of one harassed ...

    Article : 40 words
  12. HE KNEW HER WORTH.

    An old farmer in the act of dictating his will to a lawyer, said: "I bequeath to my wife the sum of £100 a year for life." ...

    Article : 95 words
  13. OMINOUS.

    Two football teams had played a number of drawn matches "and It was decided to engage a professional referee for a deciding game. ...

    Article : 68 words
  14. A FACILE REMEDY.

    "Tickets ready," said the inspector, as the passengers filed into the lift. One man, a season-ticket holder for some time, thought his face was well enough ...

    Article : 80 words
  15. A BAD CASE.

    An old man who had not left his own parish for many years one day made a trip to the nearest 'town. There, for the first time in his life, he saw a girl doing ...

    Article : 95 words
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