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  2. STORYETTES.

    "Ah, kind friend," said the clergyman, "it is deeds not words that count." "Oh, I don't know," replied the. parishioner, "Did you ever send a cablegram?" ...

    Article : 32 words
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  5. PROFITABLE PARTY

    A lady who had given a dinner party met her doctor in the street the following day and stopped to speak to him. "I am so sorry, doctor," she said ...

    Article : 73 words
  6. TALL ORDER

    Customer: Do you make life-size enlargements from photographs. Photographer: Yes, sir, that's our specialty. ...

    Article : 31 words
  7. 100 PER CENT.

    Teacher: Did I not tell you to be prepared with your history lesson? And here you are unable to repeat a word of it. ...

    Article : 45 words
  8. CALLERS

    Mistress: Bridget, did you hear the doorbell? New Maid: Yis, mum. Mistress: Then why don't you go to ...

    Article : 44 words
  9. HE KNEW

    Sergeant (reporting a fatal accident to his officer): There had been an escape of gas in the storeroom, so I sent Murphy down to locate it, sir. He struck ...

    Article : 67 words
  10. A GOOD DEFENCE

    "You are charged with exceeding the speed limit," said the magistrate. "Are you guilty or not guilty?" "Well, you can decide for yourself ...

    Article : 42 words
  11. HIS ANALOGY

    A little group of policemen and a small man were chatting when one policeman said to the small man: "How do you feel among a lot of ...

    Article : 48 words
  12. IT WOULD!

    Lecturer (talking on child training): Now, as regards the upbringing of children, the Golden Rule should be applied. Voice from Audience: "Excuse me ...

    Article : 43 words
  13. PROUD FATHER

    Proud Father (to nurse): Don't you think the baby looks just like me? Nurse: Yes, somewhat, but don't worry; all new-born babies look so ...

    Article : 28 words
  14. HIS TROUBLE

    The oculist was examining a patient and had requested him to read the top line of a test card, the letters of which ran HPRTVZDFHK. When some ...

    Article : 65 words
  15. THE WRONG WAY ROUND

    A patient in a hospital had to be fed on a daily diet of egg and port wine. When asked by the physician how he liked it, he replied: "It would be all ...

    Article : 56 words
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