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  2. Odds and Ends.

    The observer who heeds What goes on the world over Will see widows in weeds And grass-widows in clover. ...

    Article : 26 words
  3. Advertising

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    Advertising : 4,227 words
  4. WHY NOT HIRE A MAN?

    He: "Deah me, the days ought to have been trade longer don't yon think? She: "I don't know." He: "Why, certainly they ought, you know. ...

    Article : 49 words
  5. MONEY THROWN AWAY.

    Minister (to dying miser): "I'm afraid you won't go to heaven." Miser (dolefully): "Oh, Lord! And I gave 2dol to the church last year. Has that money ...

    Article : 196 words
  6. A BAD TAILOR.

    Wife (to her husband): "I say, my dear, how badly the tailor has pat this button on your waistcoat This is the fifth time I have had to sew it on again." ...

    Article : 37 words
  7. WHAT KEEPS THEM HUMBLE.

    Something happens every day to keep a man from becoming proud. He either runs across pictures of himself as a naked baby, or is shown sentimental verses he signed his name to in a ...

    Article : 41 words
  8. THE COLOR ALONE IS FAST.

    Clerk: "I advise you to buy these socks, sir. We call 'em the messenger-boy." Customer: "Why ?" Clerk: "Because they don't run." ...

    Article : 31 words
  9. A SERIOUS STRIKE.

    Knowles: "For what peculiar reasons are some divorces granted? An actor has been granted one because his wife caused the clock to strike." Bowles: "That's a trivial enough reason." ...

    Article : 51 words
  10. LIVING WITHIN HIS INCOME.

    Uncle Ephraim: "How much foh dis 'possum, Mistah West?" Grocer: "Seventy-five cents, Uncle Ephraim." Uncle Ephraim: "Look h'yah, Mistah West, ...

    Article : 79 words
  11. UNPROFITABLE CURIOSITY.

    Von Isching Coyne: "I offered my wife a penny for her thoughts, and it cost me 150dol" Kirby Stone: "How did that happen?" Von Isching Coyne: "She was thinking of ...

    Article : 37 words
  12. CAUSE AND EFFECT.

    "I notice that you are fond of your tipple. Is the ehampagne you drink extra dry?" "It must be, for every morning I find I am extra dry." ...

    Article : 33 words
  13. REAL BEAUTY.

    The men exclaim that she is fair to see. Bright as a summer's day. Her bonnet she removes each time that she Is present at the play. ...

    Article : 29 words
  14. ANOTHER STORY.

    "I got my start in life through picking up a pin on the street. I had been refused employment by a banker, sad on my way out I saw a pin and—" ...

    Article : 90 words
  15. A TYPICAL PHILANTHROPIST.

    Blande (sitting in his comfortable apartment): "How I pity the poor such a night as this." Bluff: "Then, why don't yon put on your coat and go out and see if you cannot render ...

    Article : 77 words
  16. IT WASN'T A SIGN OF AGE.

    Jolly Bachelor: "I found my first grey hair to-day." Miss Antique: "Indeed! Is it a sign of age?" J. B.: "I don't know. I found it where your ...

    Article : 46 words
  17. AN EXCEPTION.

    "The newspaper paragraphs speak of wives finding letters in their husbands' pockets. I never found a letter in my husband's pocket." "You never gave him one to post then." ...

    Article : 32 words
  18. ONE ADVANTAGE.

    "I have one advantage over you," said the gifted liar. "Do you know what it is?" "I can't imagine," replied the truthful citizen. "Exactly. That's it." ...

    Article : 30 words
  19. THAT TERRIBLE INFANT.

    Edith: "Papa, Mithta Longcourt ith a bady, bady man." Papa: "Why do you think so?" Edith: "Cauthe thithta thaid to him, 'O, you ...

    Article : 39 words
  20. LIVERPOOL'S OVERHEAD RAILWAY.

    Liverpool (says an English contemporary) has now got an electric overhead railway. The trial trip was recently made a party of 30 adventurous travellers, including Sir William Forwood, ...

    Article : 245 words
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