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  2. YARNS.

    "Will you marry me, my pretty maid?" "How many cylinders has your automobile, sir?" she said. ...

    Article : 21 words
  3. Advertising

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    Advertising : 389 words
  4. True Economy.

    Crawford: I hear that he's economising Crabshaw: Yes; he doesn't buy anything now unless he can get it on credit. ...

    Article : 22 words
  5. An Unhappy Son-in-Law.

    "May I ask the cause of all this excitement?" said the stranger in the little village. "Certainly," replied the countryman. ...

    Article : 83 words
  6. Improving Nature.

    "You can't improve on nature." "That may be," said the druggist; "but you'd be surprised at the amount of complexion stuff we sell. ...

    Article : 26 words
  7. Wrongly Interpreted.

    Ancient Relative (severely): Does anybody in this house smoke? Young Wife: Oh, yes! John, get aunty a cigarette. ...

    Article : 21 words
  8. An Informal Entertainment.

    "I understand that Mrs. Flubdub entertained some of her neighbours informally yesterday." "Yes, she and her cook had a quarrel on ...

    Article : 30 words
  9. An Experienced Pair.

    During President Lincoln's first visit to the Springfield penitentiary an old inmate, looking out through the bars, remarked: "Well, Mr. Lincoln, you and I ought to ...

    Article : 70 words
  10. The Poor Poodle.

    Maid: Madam, the poodle is playing with your pearl necklace. Mistress: Take it away from him at once. He might swallow a pearl and get ...

    Article : 31 words
  11. The Father's Revenge.

    "Oh, John!" exclaimed the young mother happily, "the baby can walk." "Good for him!" returned the cruel father. "Then he can walk the floor with ...

    Article : 34 words
  12. Send it in!

    If you have a bit of news, Or a joke that will amuse, Send it in. A story that is true ...

    Article : 73 words
  13. A Fair Hope.

    Tom: So you really think that you have some chance with Miss Coldcash, do you? Jack: That's what. She is beginning to find fault with my necktie. ...

    Article : 30 words
  14. An Expensive Dinner.

    The purser of one of the boats plying between New York and Boston tells of a couple who were seasick, especially the wife. The husband, observing the symptoms of ...

    Article : 62 words
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    Advertising : 112 words
  16. A Sweet Song.

    "Life is one grand sweet song with us. Isn't it, dear?" "Yes, wifey." "One grand sweet song. And this ...

    Article : 30 words
  17. When Murphy Weakened.

    Murphy was in the hospital, and had undergone an operation. As he was recovering he remarked to the patient on his right, "I am thankful that's over. ...

    Article : 102 words
  18. Advertising

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    Advertising : 169 words
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