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  2. YARNS.

    Experience is what you get while yon are looking for something else. ...

    Article : 18 words
  3. Advertising

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    Advertising : 672 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 171 words
  5. A Rarity.

    "Would you say 'honest politics is,' or 'are'?" "'Is,' of course. Honest politics ia always singular." ...

    Article : 19 words
  6. Classical Music.

    Said the man who was trying Ms beat to appreciate good music: "When a piece threatens every minute to be a tune and disappoints you, it's classical." ...

    Article : 29 words
  7. Why the Editor Fled.

    "The bolt of lightning came down between Mrs. Carney and her sister, and ripped off a good deal of plaster."—Report of a storm in the "Evening Guardian." ...

    Article : 34 words
  8. Ratter Puzzling.

    Judge: "You say that you are innocent. How do you explain the fact that you were found near the scene of the robbery with the stolen property in your hand?" ...

    Article : 40 words
  9. No Leisure for Pastime.

    He: "But couldn't you learn to love She: "Dear Boy, T really haven't the time—I'm already studying French and learning golf and swimming!" ...

    Article : 28 words
  10. A Reliable Timepiece.

    Guest (at afternoon tea): "Tour clock's a bit out, Mrs. Brown." Mrs. B.: "No! It's all right when you understand it. When the hands of that ...

    Article : 44 words
  11. Ready for a Change.

    "I wish," laid the little invalid who was being washed in bed, "that I need never, never have to be washed again." "I'm afraid," said mamma gently ...

    Article : 70 words
  12. They All Do It.

    Overheard at a North Shore flower and vegetable show: "How much do you want, Bill, for that there marrow you've took first prize ...

    Article : 56 words
  13. His Peculiarity.

    "You must find that impediment in your speech rather inconvenient at times, Mr. Briggs?" "Oh, n-no; everybody has his peculiarity. ...

    Article : 63 words
  14. Quite Simple.

    Pretty Customer: "Of course, I want my shoes to be plenty large enough, but at the same time I want them to look neat and trim, you know." ...

    Article : 41 words
  15. Modest Ambition.

    "Don't you want to have a grateful public rear monuments to your memory?" "Yes," replied Senator "Bakblox. "But I'm not asking too much. The public is ...

    Article : 50 words
  16. Making Her Miss Him.

    "Is your poor husband dead?" asked the Vicar of an aged member of his flock. "Oh, no," she replied. "But you are in mourning," the Vicar ...

    Article : 55 words
  17. Epigrams.

    Mussolini's abbreviation for Italy is "I" It is understood that a special match is being arranged between Helen Wills and ...

    Article : 126 words
  18. WOLFE'S SCHNAPPS.

    As good for women as for men. ...

    Article : 9 words
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