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  4. YARNS.

    Teacher: "Now, Percy, tell us which month has 28 days?" Percy: "All of them." ...

    Article : 19 words
  5. And Was Carried Out.

    Molly: "And what did your poet do when you turned him down?" Dolly: "Oh, the poor dear threw himself into the waste-paper basket." ...

    Article : 27 words
  6. A Suitable Topic.

    School Teacher (during heat wave): "Now, boys, what shall we talk about this morning?" Small Boy: "Please, teacher, Greenland's ...

    Article : 24 words
  7. Something Quite as Good.

    Long-winded Lecturer: "If I have talked too long it's because I haven't my watch with me, and there's no clock in this hall." Voice from Audience: "There's a ...

    Article : 40 words
  8. During the Depression.

    Schoolmaster: "The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past tense. Now, John, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money?" ...

    Article : 40 words
  9. It Succeeds.

    "And what happens to little boys who tell lies?" asked the benevolent old gentleman. "They get in for half-price," replied the ...

    Article : 28 words
  10. Unanimity.

    "Darling," she said, breathlessly, "one feels as we speed along that life is really and truly worth living." "Yes," he replied, "and judging from ...

    Article : 36 words
  11. Automatic.

    "Oh, captain," said a lady on a liner, "my husband is peculiarly subject to seasickness. Could you tell me what he ought to do in case of an attack?" ...

    Article : 44 words
  12. Stencil Mark Needed.

    Susie went with her mother to stay at the house of some relations. The butter was almost invisible on the slices of bread and butter at tea. ...

    Article : 43 words
  13. No Chance for Dirt.

    Pussy Woman (to bookseller): "Yes, I know it's a best seller, but is it pure and clean Can you guarantee that it is perfectly clean?" ...

    Article : 63 words
  14. Try the Wet Bulb.

    Brown, of Rozelle, felt very ill, and his wife rang up the doctor. The medico asked her to take Brown's temperature every halfhour, promising to call about noon. Mrs. ...

    Article : 56 words
  15. He Understood.

    A Melbourne merchant was examining an applicant for a job of bookkeeper. "Of course, you understand double entry?" he said. ...

    Article : 70 words
  16. A Good Defence.

    The charge that was being heard in court was of dangerous driving. "So you were speeding, which means you were driving to the common danger," said ...

    Article : 80 words
  17. Compromise.

    The teacher had a note from Smith, son., complaining that Biuks's boy had beaten his little Billie. Binks was duly called out, and socked. Next day the teacher asked ...

    Article : 76 words
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