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  2. YARNS.

    Farmer: "Do you know anything about threshing?" New Maid: "Rather, in my last place they had seven small children." ...

    Article : 22 words
  3. Advertising

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    Advertising : 703 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 385 words
  5. Modern Business.

    "Have you the book, 'How to Get Rich Quickly'?" "Yes, and you had better take a copy of the penal code with it." ...

    Article : 25 words
  6. Forgotten.

    "Quick, Robins! Bring me some brandy—her ladyship's fainted!" "Yes, your lordship, and what shall I bring her ladyship?" ...

    Article : 21 words
  7. Why Not Go Swimming?

    "Could I touch you for a little loan? I'm submerged, I simply can't keep my head above water." "I'm awfully sorry. I'm stranded high ...

    Article : 30 words
  8. The New Model.

    "He's a fine little boy. His mother is getting more and more like him every day." "You mean the other way round?" "No, look at the lovely auburn hair he ...

    Article : 40 words
  9. She Guessed Right.

    Fortune Toller: "Your young son rise to great heights." Client: "Yes, I'm afraid so. He works in a gelignite factory, an' he's terribly ...

    Article : 30 words
  10. Mod. Conv.

    "So you are building a new house, eh? How are you getting along with it?" "Fine. I've got the roof and the mortgage on it, and I expect to have the bailiff ...

    Article : 42 words
  11. The Fact'ry 'And.

    "Boss, have you got a bloke on your book named Simpson?" "Yes. What about it?" "Well, I'm that bloke. I just thought ...

    Article : 30 words
  12. The Farther the Better.

    Proud mother (as son entertains neighbour): "He will go far with his piano, don't you think so?" "I certainly hope so." ...

    Article : 26 words
  13. A Quiet Hint.

    Customer: "I'm thinking of taking the girl that works for you into my employ. Tell me, is she honest?" Dressmaker: "I'm not quite sure. You ...

    Article : 53 words
  14. It Isn't Done.

    A man had been knocked down by a small car, and the motorist was trying to appease him. "Here's a pound," he said, "and I'll ...

    Article : 56 words
  15. Wrong End First.

    A spectacled golfer, much to the disgust of his caddie, made some extremely bad shots. "How far is it to the next hole, ...

    Article : 74 words
  16. The Diplomatic Way.

    "You—you mean to say that I will never see your face again, Jack?" she panted, horrified. "Yes, he replied, heavily. ...

    Article : 60 words
  17. A Good Opening.

    Mr. Black and Mr. Brown were business enemies, but chance had placed them on the same board of directors. One day, after a meeting, Mr. Black was ...

    Article : 73 words
  18. Liked it Neat.

    A doctor told a negro patient to take equal amounts of whisky and honey for a "hurtin'" in the chest. A week later he met him in the street ...

    Article : 60 words
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