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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 503 words
  3. YARNS.

    Father: "Yes, my boy, I'm a self-made man."Son: "Well, father, that's what I admire about you. You always take the blame ...

    Article : 29 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 328 words
  5. The Rheumatic Butcher.

    "Rheumatism," said the doctor, "causes one to imagine that his joints are very much larger than they actually are." "I know!" exclaimed Mrs. Housebody, ...

    Article : 35 words
  6. Patches of Health.

    Jackie's sister started using powder and rouge. One day Jackie said to her: "Hi, sis, are rosy cheeks a sign of health?" ...

    Article : 41 words
  7. A Prized Dedication.

    The ladies were discussing a literary-looking individual. "Has he dedicated any of his books to his wife?" ...

    Article : 27 words
  8. Heartless.

    She was young and pretty, and her confusion when she had no small change to pay for her twopenny ticket, was quite charming. ...

    Article : 81 words
  9. The Good Oil.

    A motorist, calling on an Aberdonian friend who had bought his first car, was surprised to find him emptying the contents of an oil can into his petrol tank. ...

    Article : 76 words
  10. Living in Hope.

    The customer had paid his bill and "was about to rise from the table. "By the way, sir," said the anxious-looking waiter, "do you believe history repeats itself?" ...

    Article : 89 words
  11. Radio Shocks.

    A woman was buying a wireless set. "Now, do you definitely assure me," she asked, looking anxiously at the tangle of wires and connections, "that I sha'n't get ...

    Article : 58 words
  12. Both Extremes.

    "Had to let our minister go!" one verger announced to another. "What's the matter?" asked the other. "Churchwardens decided he wasn't sound." ...

    Article : 35 words
  13. Universally.

    The speaker at the street corner was in fine form, as he waved his arms frenziedly over the heads of his audience. "Trade is dead!" he shrieked. "Can ...

    Article : 53 words
  14. The Killing Business.

    "What's the hardest thing you have to kill?" asked the inquisitive customer of the butcher. "Well, mister, what with this trade ...

    Article : 52 words
  15. He Knew the Gates.

    Au. Aberdonian went to a Glasgow football match. Chi his return a friend asked: "An' did they have a big gate?" ...

    Article : 45 words
  16. The Unbreakable Broke.

    Mother: "You know that unbreakable toy you gave baby for his birthday?" Father: "Yes. Don't say he managed to break it." ...

    Article : 42 words
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