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  2. Advertising

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    Advertising : 472 words
  3. YARNS.

    Hubby: "You must economise! Think of the future. If I were to die, where would you be?" Wifey: "I should be here all right. The ...

    Article : 36 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 257 words
  5. Law Toggery.

    Small Boy: "What's that man got on, Mummie?" Mother: "That's a barrister wearing 'is law-suit." ...

    Article : 21 words
  6. The Scot Again.

    The following notice appeared in a bookseller's window in Aberdeen: "Buy your Christmas Gift Books now—so that you may read them before posting." ...

    Article : 33 words
  7. No Address!

    Mother: "How are you getting along with those golf lessons of yours?" Barbara: "My dear, when that pro told me to address the ball, I actually couldn't ...

    Article : 36 words
  8. Playing Safe.

    Rural Doctor (meeting patient): "I've—er—taken the liberty of sending in my little account again." Patient: "Is that so? Well, acting on ...

    Article : 37 words
  9. A Perfect Alibi.

    Mother: "Willie, I heard that instead of going to school this morning you played football." Willie: "That ain't true—and I've got ...

    Article : 36 words
  10. After Consultation.

    Doctor: "Do you adhere to my rules in regard to drinking?" Patient: "Yes. Six glasses a day." Doctor: "But I limited you to three!" ...

    Article : 36 words
  11. Sandsoap Demanded.

    Betty (just home from a holiday in Egypt): "And, Auntie, it was so interesting; the tombs and pyramids and things were all covered with hieroglyphs!" ...

    Article : 41 words
  12. A Trier.

    Miss Ethyl de Hyde unexpectedly met an old sweetheart and determined to high-hat him. "Sorry," she murmured when the hostess introduced him to her, "but I ...

    Article : 52 words
  13. Ever Been Had?

    The kind visitor to the lunatic asylum watched the angler patiently fishing with a walking-stick held over a watering-can. "How many have you caught?" asked ...

    Article : 41 words
  14. Complimentary.

    Prison Chaplain (to prisoner about to be discharged): "Now, my man, try to remember what I said in my sermon last Sunday, and make up your mind never to ...

    Article : 54 words
  15. Wanted Spare Parts.

    Angry Young Man: "When I bought a motor bike from you a few weeks ago, you said if anything broke within six months you would supply a new part free." ...

    Article : 61 words
  16. A Scientific Poser.

    "Now boys," said the teacher, "we will continue our talk about the moon. I finished yesterday by telling you that it is quite possible there are people in the ...

    Article : 61 words
  17. An Effective Retort.

    A young woman whose beauty is equal to her bluntness in conversation was visiting a house where other guests were assembled, among them the "eldest son of a ...

    Article : 121 words
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