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  2. YARNS.

    Teacher: "Name the greatest active volcano in Europe." Pupil: "Hitler." ...

    Article : 16 words
  3. Advertising

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    Advertising : 293 words
  4. Advertising

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    Advertising : 746 words
  5. Here's Service.

    Lady: "I asked for a dozen oranges, and you've only given mo eleven." Barrowman: "That's orright, lady. One was bad, so I threw it away for yer!" ...

    Article : 69 words
  6. Not so Prosy.

    She (with aspiration): "My husband is merely a manufacturer of waste-paper baskets. It seems such a prosy occupation." He: "On the contrary, there is really ...

    Article : 34 words
  7. Overdue.

    Wife: "We must pay our laundry bill this week; they sent us a stiff letter this morning." Hubby: "Oh, did they? Well, they can ...

    Article : 38 words
  8. You've Said It.

    Doctor: "Have you a sedentary occupation?" Patient: "A what?" Doctor: "Do you sit down to your ...

    Article : 26 words
  9. Literally True.

    Cohen: "How much was old Aby's estate sworn at?" Levy: "Oh, quite a lot." Cohen: "You surprise me. I thought he ...

    Article : 39 words
  10. Try the Usual.

    Sergeant-Major: "Did you shave to-day?" . Private: "Yes, sir." S.M.: "It was a bad one, if you did." ...

    Article : 47 words
  11. Planning Ahead.

    Welfare Worker: "And have you any plans for the future when your sentence expires?" Edgar, the Incorrigible: "Yus. I've got ...

    Article : 34 words
  12. So Very Appropriate.

    He: "Ah, darling, as we sit together under the spreading branches of this noble tree I declare on my honour that you are the only girl I ever loved." ...

    Article : 47 words
  13. Might Be Either.

    "What is the new building you have put up on the hill there?" asked a curious visitor of a farmer. "Well," replied the farmer, "if I find ...

    Article : 43 words
  14. The Butcher's Problem.

    "What's the hardest thing you have to kill?" asked the inquisitive customer of the butcher. "Well, mister, what with this trade ...

    Article : 48 words
  15. The Freak.

    Two men were discussing a third. "A strange man is Murphy," said Flanagan, "such a small cater. They say he takes after his wife. ...

    Article : 60 words
  16. The Verdict.

    Mother: "Dorothy, you have disobeyed mother by racing around, and making a noise. Now, you shan't have that piece of cake." ...

    Article : 42 words
  17. Getting His Money's1 Worth.

    Sandy hired a taxi to take him to the railway station. Arriving, he asked how much he owed. The driver looked at the meter. ...

    Article : 102 words
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