Love is tapping at your door, Dreamy eyes of blue! (Think I've heard that knock before Can the rent be due?) ...
Article : 69 wordsThey were wandering up and down the waiting room of the Grand Central station, and neither seemed inclined to talk much although from the glances ...
Article : 368 words"We are not very rich," said the new married lady, "but, oh, we are so happy!" I thought you would be," cooed the unmarried lady. "In fact, that hateful ...
Article : 56 wordsCommitteeman (to public schoolteacher)—He was thinkin o' puttin up a nice motto over your desk to encourage the children. What do you say? How would ...
Article : 44 wordsI know a maiden passing fair, With soft blue eyes and golden heir. About her form a mackintosh Protects her from the rain and slosh. ...
Article : 52 words"Baker must be a great lover of reading. He tells mo that he often stays in his library all night." "Yes, that's so. But did he tell you that ...
Article : 47 words"You should never take anything that doesn't agree with you," the physician told him. "If I'd always followed that rule, ...
Article : 33 wordsHe said, "My love is like the sea—it beings Its moss, it beings its pearls, And strands them at thy feet for thee." She said, "Yes, like the love of men, ...
Article : 49 wordsCustomer—I wa[?] dress of some neutral tint. Modiste—But you ore a pronounced blonde. ...
Article : 25 wordsHall Caine is said to resemble Shakepeare in the keen intelligence of his features and in the intellectual height of his prominent forehead. He possesses ...
Article : 216 wordsMr. Much—Who gave you the nickel, Dickie? Dickie—Sister. Mr. Much—For what? ...
Article : 23 wordsThe reporter wrote. "She is au fait," But the printer made it "all feet." And the writer's best girl. so they say. Doesm's speak to the scribe when they meet. ...
Article : 36 words"Have you read that article on how to tell a bad egg?" "No, I haven't, but my advice would be, if you have anything Important to t[?]ll ...
Article : 38 wordsDown through the snowdrifts In the street With blustering joy be steers. His rubber boots are full of foot And his tippet full of ears. ...
Article : 28 wordsTramp—Madam, I've brought back these shirt studs. Kind Lady—Why don't you put them In the shirt I gave you? ...
Article : 29 wordsA popular minister in Fifeshire, in the good old times, used at Christmas to be inundated with hampers filled with good things. On one occasion an ...
Article : 175 wordsThis Boston girl, judged by her looks, Has scarcely left her teens, But she insists on being classed As one of the "has beans." ...
Article : 29 wordsThe Governess—If you have a $5 bill and you go into a dry goods store to purchase 15 cents' worth of ribbon, how much do you have? ...
Article : 35 wordsI used to strap her skates, what next? To tell my heart forbids: I used to strap her skates, but now I have to strap her kids! ...
Article : 34 wordsMiss Pert—Is Miss Strait Laos circumspect? Miss Caustic—Circumspect Why, she won't accompany a young man on the ...
Article : 24 wordsHoe was learning to skate, And now every cold day. When seeking for him, You'll find him [?] ...
Article : 25 wordsThe director of a Chicago bank tells about how his wife overdrew her account at the bank last month. "I spoke to her about it one evening," says he, ...
Article : 89 wordsAs the street car was blocked, a woman was beard confiding her household, cares to a neighbor. "Yes, I keep a girl awhile, so as to rest my body. Then I go without ...
Article : 47 wordsThe clock in the steeple is striking The midnight hour at the "Hub." And popa is rocking the cradle While mamma is down at the club. ...
Article : 32 wordsPoliceman (to wheelman, who is riding on the side path)—See here, young man you can't ride there. "Can't, eh? Well, you just watch ...
Article : 61 wordsVisitor—Your stove is redhot. Editor—Yes. I have some bright contributors.—Atlanta Constitution. ...
Article : 15 wordsHer loving thoughts he could not saws As they walked in the moonlight wan. He could not hear her murmured "Yes, Fop he his [?]armuffs on. ...
Article : 33 words{No abstract available}
Advertising : 2,977 wordsPlease choose from the following download options:
Share this item on:
Print page as...
Testing
The Horsham Times (Vic. : 1882 - 1954), Fri 13 Aug 1897, Page 1
It's easy and takes two shakes of a lamb's tail!
With your Trove account you can: