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  2. WIT AND [?]

    Willie Chumpleigh: Dýe know, Gladys, I haan't been talking to your father more than a couple of minutes when e called [?] idiot! ...

    Article : 362 words
  3. PITHY PARS.

    Nearly 300 different kinds of [?] shells gotomake up chalk. The average number of persona [?] ployed in a British coal-mine is. 200[?] ...

    Article : 995 words
  4. CHEWING THE CUD.

    The food is received into the first Stomach, passes into the second, and finally into the fourth, where it is digested. ...

    Article : 332 words
  5. BOOTS AND DEFORMITY.

    In-growing too-nail is a condition which is always tinkered with instead of being treated thoroughly from the outset. You chip bits ofl and dig bite ...

    Article : 137 words
  6. Advertising

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    Advertising : 498 words
  7. The Old Man Nibbled it.

    A young man who had returned from a trip to South Africa for his health in narrating his adventures to his rather, told him he had bought a ...

    Article : 169 words
  8. A NAVAL ORDER.

    Admirel Bluewater now. retires, And to the country trends hie way; His coxswain he as Coachman hires, And takes a ride most every day. ...

    Article : 728 words
  9. Difficult to Find.

    Scene: Military Hospital somewhere in England. An American and an English. "Tommy.’ discussing the merits of Big Bertha. ...

    Article : 79 words
  10. A Bit Clumsy.

    Edith: How does Fred make love? Marie: Well, I should define it as unskilled labor. ...

    Article : 21 words
  11. In the Fashion.

    Mrs. Smith (in mid-ocean): Just imagine, John! One of the sailors just told me that thin boat is now in communication with her sister ship! I ...

    Article : 56 words
  12. INDIGESTION.

    All persons who indulge much in any form of alcoholic drink (says Sir B. W. Richardson) are troubled with indigestion. In course of time they ...

    Article : 143 words
  13. Well-Learned Lesson.

    “Well; Willie," said father as the precocious offspring-returned from his first, day at school, “what did you learn at schdol to-day?” ...

    Article : 55 words
  14. Landlady No Poetess.

    Editor: I can't use your poem, but you might leave your address. Bard: If you don't take the poem I shan’t have any address. ...

    Article : 27 words
  15. A Reasonable Request.

    Counsel (in divorce case): I ask that a recess be taken-at this point, your honor. Judge: On what grounds? ...

    Article : 43 words
  16. Entertaining Johnny.

    One afternoon the ticket agent on an Iowa railroad was called to the brass-barred window of his little office. Before the window stood a ...

    Article : 114 words
  17. The Explanation.

    My friend, there is really no excuse for your not looking neat and clean.” "Sorry, mister,” explained Plodding ...

    Article : 46 words
  18. Before and After.

    At first a woman doesn't want anything but a husband, but just as soon as she gets one, she wants everything else iIn the world. ...

    Article : 29 words
  19. Glad, Rather.

    “Are the Comeups in mourning for their rich uncle, who left them so much money?” "No; they are only in black for ...

    Article : 25 words
  20. Subtle.

    Fat Suitor (calling on his girl): I wonder what is the easiest way to remove superfluous flesh? Girl (sleepy and rather bored): Why ...

    Article : 29 words
  21. The Dears.

    Belle: I hear the Government is badly in need of camouflage artists. Nell: It is a wonder you have not been snatched up with that ...

    Article : 30 words
  22. Home Life.

    “I see Newpop at the club quite often since his baby came. I thought he was anchored to a home life.” "He wae, but at the first squall he ...

    Article : 38 words
  23. Unpromising,

    Say, Bob, have you heard your father say anything about your slater and me?” Bob: “No; all I heard him say was ...

    Article : 205 words
  24. Strong Proof.

    “Does your wife object to your smoking in the bouse?” “Not verbally," said Mr. Gadspur. “No?" ...

    Article : 44 words
  25. Reduced to a Scienee.

    Amateur Landlady: “How do you manage to keep your boarders, with such poor accommodation and so little to eat?” ...

    Article : 44 words
  26. Not True, Fortunately.

    Wife (landlady): There are some excruciatingly tunny jokes in this paper about women going shopping all day and never buying anything. ...

    Article : 31 words
  27. Some Exceptions.

    Sound travels at the rate or 400 yards a second; but there are exceptions to the rule. Scandal travels 1000. yards a second; flattery, 500 ...

    Article : 42 words
  28. On Tick.

    Smith (just back from a trip): well, I did that cheap enough, anyhow. Jones: How so? Smith: Stopped at a place where I ...

    Article : 51 words
  29. A Kitchen Mystery.

    Father: Cooking schools are of some use, after all. This cake is delicious. Daughter: Is it? I thought it would be a terrible failure. ...

    Article : 48 words
  30. Remembered Those Waists.

    “I want a pair of button shoes for my wife.” "This way, sir. What kind do you wish, sir?” ...

    Article : 34 words
  31. An Accommodating Innkeeper.

    Mr. Alfred Watson telle an amusing story in his newly-published volume of reminisconces concerning come, very choice brandy, which he ...

    Article : 180 words
  32. Drop It.

    A man who was known as a trouble finder went into a shop to buy potatoes. He Was duly served. "Look here, ma’am," said he to the ...

    Article : 121 words
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