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  2. HUMOUR.

    Cannibal King: "Take that missionary away." Chef: "What's the trouble,sire P" "He's tainted." ...

    Article : 20 words
  3. A FAR-SEEING SCOT.

    The following story is told of an eccentric Scottish keeper on an estate in the north of Scotland:- He was once guiding a shooting ...

    Article : 125 words
  4. PRISON MANAGEMENT.

    The auuual report of the Comptroller-General of Prisons for the year 1904 was presented to the Legislative Assembly last week. Mr. Oct. Burt, ...

    Article : 891 words
  5. TOO TART FOR A TARTAR.

    A tar bought two tarts from a Tartar. Said tlie tar to the Tartar: "Too tart are These tarts. NOW, a tart Made out o' cream o' tart—" ...

    Article : 43 words
  6. HEARD AT THE SUMMER RESORT.

    "Maw, is that Mr. Gouger the man what keeps our hotel?" "Yes, dear." "An' they call him proprietor, don't ...

    Article : 53 words
  7. BIRDS THAT RARELY SING.

    A little girl went with her teacher one afternoon to visit the prison. She became interested in a convict who was knitting stockings, and stopped to talk ...

    Article : 111 words
  8. DOG BUYERS WERE SCARCE.

    An English tourist in the Highlands took a great faney to a splendid collie dog belonging to a farmer, and gave the iarmer £40 for it. "Now. Donald," he ...

    Article : 95 words
  9. HAD PLENTY OF TIME.

    A long-haired man walking along the streets met a little boy, who asked him the time. "Ten minutes to 9," said the man. ...

    Article : 124 words
  10. THE BOOMERANG THROWERS.

    Booth Tarkington has among the curios in his airy New York apartments a boomerang. A magazine editor said of this odd ...

    Article : 79 words
  11. THE YANKEE OUTDONE.

    A Yankee passenger in a train the other day was wearying his fellowtravellers with "tall" stories, and remarked: ...

    Article : 87 words
  12. HIM AND HER.

    You called her "queen" ere you were wed, And breathed your love in song and sonnet; ...

    Article : 124 words
  13. KEPT CUTTING THE DIRT OUT.

    The members of the family were camping out south of town for the day, and little Georgie had been assigned the work of peeling the potatoes for ...

    Article : 105 words
  14. HIS DIFFICULTY.

    I know that daily exorcise Is what I really need. A[?], 5 a.m. I ought to rise, I sleep too late, indeed. ...

    Article : 187 words
  15. A COMMON INTEREST.

    An engagement had just been announccd. The man was alawyer, with more conceit than ability: the girl was pretty, of the modest, simple-minded, ...

    Article : 94 words
  16. A LITTLE ORPHAN.

    Little Willie wandered into his father's study the other day clasping in his hands a forlorn-looking little chicken, which had strayed from a ...

    Article : 82 words
  17. Advertising

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    Advertising : 1,487 words
  18. WOTLD BE ALL HIS.

    A London cabby, on looking into his cab to sec that all was in perfect order, discovered a dead cat on one of the seats. In his anger and rage he ...

    Article : 116 words
  19. WINE.

    When ordering, think of PIESSE'S PURE and MATURE WINES. You can obtain an assorted trial case for one guinea, at the United Stores, ...

    Article : 32 words
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