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  2. A PAGE OF FUN Wisdom.

    A visitor in a small village, watching an old rustic fishing in a shallow stream, noticed that for half an hour the angler's hook was never drawn from the water. ...

    Article : 86 words
  3. By the Way.

    [?]en shillings will be paid for the best brief [?]tory, incident, or epigram of the week used in this column. "The Western Mail" reserving the right to publish any others received. The name ...

    Article : 779 words
  4. The Day.

    "Daddy, is to-day to-morrow? asked Tommy. "Certainly it isn't," answered his father. "But you said it was." ... [ILLUSTRATED]

    Article : 141 words
  5. THIS WEEK'S BEST TALE.

    I was sitting in a train with two men, when one of them asked the other: "C-c-c-c-c-could you t-t-t-t-tell me the t-t-t-t-time, ...

    Article : 97 words
  6. Legal Ups and Downs.

    Jiggs: "You say your wife went to college before you married her?" Jaggs (henpecked): "Yes, she did." Jiggs: "And she thought of taking up ...

    Article : 44 words
  7. Clear.

    "Your wife is a very systematic woman, isn't she?" "Yes, very! She works on the theory that you can find whatever you want when ...

    Article : 40 words
  8. Rather Different.

    Mr. Gabalot: "And so you are the lady who is giving my wife painting lessons; what sort of a pupil is she?" Miss Dauber: "Well, I find her very apt, ...

    Article : 49 words
  9. Good Judge.

    "Is he a good rabbit dog?" inquired the sportsman, after inspecting the animal. "I should think he is!" the dealer replied with pride. "You should have seen ...

    Article : 40 words
  10. Dead as Mutton.

    A large family were being shown round a museum. The party stopped before a great stuffed ostrich and papa said: "This 'ere is the hostrich, now extinct." ...

    Article : 48 words
  11. The Mark.

    A little boy was taken to the Zoo, where for the first time in his life he saw a parrot. He gazed at it spellbound for a few moments and then said ...

    Article : 45 words
  12. Reassuring.

    A rather nervous man was going down a coal mine for the first time. As the cage descended he noticed how dependent they were upon a single rope to which it ...

    Article : 85 words
  13. No Fear.

    A girl was asked if she had proposed to any man during leap year. "No fear," she said. "I'm not fool enough to propose to any man who'd be ...

    Article : 44 words
  14. Brainless.

    Husband (testily, after going down badly at bridge)—"You might have guessed I had no heart." Wife—"Quite; but I thought you had a ...

    Article : 25 words
  15. THE STORY.

    A man who wished to make conversation at the dinner table said to the woman at his side:— "Do you know the story of the ...

    Article : 61 words
  16. CERTAINLY NOT.

    "Does yo' take this woman for thy lawfully wedded wife?" asked the coloured parson, glancing at the diminutive, wateryeyed, bow-legged bridegroom, who stood ...

    Article : 48 words
  17. LADYLIKE.

    Mother (to tomboy daughter): "Go upstairs for my new hat and come down quietly, like a lady." A pause while child complies. ...

    Article : 43 words
  18. SURE EVIDENCE.

    He: "Why are you so sure Joan wasn't kissed when they turned out the lights?" She: "Because she was the only one who was blushing when they were turned on ...

    Article : 33 words
  19. IDENTIFIED.

    Suspicious Butler (downstairs at 2 a.m. after hearing noise): "Is that your lordship?" Voice from the Darkness: "Yus, that's ...

    Article : 23 words
  20. PROOF.

    "How can you be certain your husband really does go fishing on Sunday afternoon, when he never brings home any fish?" "That's what makes me certain." ...

    Article : 27 words
  21. TANTALISING.

    He: "If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you." She: "Well, I can't hold this expression much longer." ...

    Article : 24 words
  22. One for Father.

    A young girl, proud of her new dress, put it on and proceeded to admire herself in the mirror. Her father admonished her for her conceit. ...

    Article : 68 words
  23. Worth Trying.

    A young man whose knowledge of cards was extremely visionary was roped in to complete a bridge four. After a few moments he committed his first mistake by ...

    Article : 74 words
  24. A Good Eater.

    The mistress of the house was constantly laying in a supply of food, but the larder was invariably empty. So she spoke to cook about it. ...

    Article : 69 words
  25. KNOWS NOW.

    "Did you say he doesn't know how to kiss.'" "No. I said he didn't know how to kiss." ...

    Article : 20 words
  26. TUITION NEEDED.

    "So Helen is playing the shy, demure young thing now?" "Yes, and lier grandmother's trying to teach her to blush." ...

    Article : 22 words
  27. A GOOD LEAD.

    Mr. Flaphead: "Yes, I'm jolly nervous. I don't think I've got the courage to propose to a girl." Miss Coyly: "Er—I'm not exactly a ...

    Article : 31 words
  28. OUT OF DANGER.

    Art Collector: "I have that new Rembrandt of mine well protected." Friend: "How's that?" Art Collector: "Why, I placed two ...

    Article : 31 words
  29. THE SECOND BEST.

    Magistrate: "The best thing for you to do is to go home and make it up with your wife." Husband: "And what's the second best ...

    Article : 29 words
  30. MIXED.

    "The brave man," wrote the schoolboy, "rode forward through a hail of bullets. Two horses were shot under him and a third went through his hat." ...

    Article : 27 words
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