Grenfell Record and Lachlan District Advertiser (NSW : 1876 - 1951), Saturday 9 November 1907, page 7


SHRUNK!

A man who had bought some red flannel shirts, which were guaranteed not to shrink in the wash, returned soon afterwards and complained about them. 'Have they faded or shrunk?' asked the assistant. 'Faded? — shrunk?', said the buyer. 'I tell you tnat when 1 came down to breakfast with one of them on, my wife said, 'George, what are you wearing my pink coral necklace round your throat tort'