Portland Guardian (Vic. : 1876 - 1953), Thursday 7 June 1928, page 5


BY VAN. The old lady had been studying gonealogy, and was looking around for an opportunity to air her knowledge of all the branches, twigs, and loeaves of her genealogical tree. Little James hove in sight. "Aih, James," she exclaimed, "are you not a courin to my daughter-Inlaw, once removed?" James scratched his head, then the gleam of the family brilliance shone in his eyes. "No," said he, "we've twice removed -once to lMorningsldoeroad and then up to the High street."