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Enlist to-day. r

Don't leave it to others.

. Make one in. the-good movement.

Posterity will select you from the slackers.

We haven't yet seen Dorrie Judge, ,of Perth, in the pitchers. Come to think of it; the big American star ex- clusives are retained for Kew York solely.'

Anzac Day, with" the Ugly Men's Committee working like beavers in th« cause of the Patriotic Fund, threat, ens to break all records. Anzac Night will cause the same records to vanish Into gaseous globules.

Drummer Harry Murphy ("My Son"

of the piece of verse) is solo drummer   in the South Australian Recruiting   Band. With them he is to travel the principal towns of Crowland, a rare

experience for a lad of 18. He is the only returned soldier in the band.

A member of thé staff of a Perth paper whose boss has been aptly nick .named by this family journal, .through reading the said nickname so frequent-

ly, recently addressed an officé letter to 1 his master in a like maimer. Heil hath no fury Uko a. "boss badgered.

! There's a hard-working elderly wo-

man keeping au almost all-night cof fec-and-seone stall "in the Perth mar ; kets "who has a husband and SOM fight ! lng at the front. She is "Mother" to all ¡ the meat-and-fish men, and remember

it, you slackers, when looking for a 4

a.m. feed.N

The Ugly Man's "Mohawk Minstrels broke all records. ~ Meeting for the first time last Monday night they.call- ed a rehearsal for Tuesday; Organist Sill, Musical Director, put through a dozen try-outs, selected eight, learned the opening chorus and the big finale for the first part. .

- When the Munition Works were in the old Stirling-street Markets the din and vibration was terrific. The Muni- tion Works defuncted, and removed their metallic ~<!lamor, and in came King Tyler of Osborne Park. There are several fruit and- vegetable auc- tioneers and salesmen there now who beat the Munition ; Works by several thunder-claps and ah earthquake. The non-excitable persons in the aforesaid, fruit and vegetable joints seem to be the Chinamen.

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The Bandies are doing better.

The hot cross bun redivivus. -And very nice, too.

.. A.. railway Shylock ia becoming scared of publicity. . He recently re- duced the interest on a fiver loaned to a porter to 60 per cent.

We haven't yet heard of Doggy White and Co. making an .effort to control the shé-hogs and motor-hogs who make a speedway of Hay and Barrack-street. Whoffor?

The basso of the Dandies doesn't be- lieve in suggestions from outsiders. \ Nu local patriotic song must be sung without it was composed in the Eas I tern States.

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